Jesus christ, Jerry. Everyone hates you. And you know it. And you even hate yourself. Nobody likes you, except a black smurf with glaucoma that yer Dad had the foresight to put out of it's misery before it had the chance to really understand the horrible situation it was about to get into, being with you. Your cats hate you. God hates you, or he would have let you die by now. I suggest you move to Kansas and buy a barn in the middle of nowhere and lock yourself inside. And weep for yourself. And pray for a tornado.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
