Dude...if mere beer gets you drunk, perhaps you weren't worthy of The Kwinky Stinky in the first place.

Ireland or Scotland: Choose now.


Oderint, dum metuant.


You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you!
-USCHI showin' some love