Originally Posted By: Chris Oakley
No offense, guys, but you're failing to see the big picture...The 'Fins are dead last in just about every offensive statistical category in the NFL this year, and on average their defense coughs up enough turnovers to supply a Manhattan bake shop. Not only that, but fan support from the Pro Player Stadium crowd is, at best, half-hearted right about now; last but not least, Cam Cameron, as I've said before, has conclusively demonstrated that he's not qualified to serve as head coach for an NFL franchise.

If they're lucky, Miami MIGHT be able to salvage a tie from one of their remaining five games...other than that, however, the 2007 season is going to end for the Dolphins the same way it began: in humiliating defeat. These aren't your father's Dolphins, or even your older brother's-- they've got absolutely zero fighting spirit in them. Zero. Mark my words, the Jets will stomp on them next Sunday like Godzilla trashing Tokyo; the week after that, Buffalo will humiliate them; the week after that they'll get clobbered by the Ravens; after Baltimore's done embarrassing them, they'll wind up on the receiving end of yet another Patriots blowout; after that, it's questionable whether Miami will even bother showing up for their scheduled season finale against the Bengals.


You read it here first. Chris Oakley has all but guaranteed that Miami will go 5-11. Dipshit.


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