Originally Posted By: Chris Oakley
You're obviously not listening, JM...the absolute very best finish they can hope for is 0-15-1, which still leaves them winless. And why are you so quick to dismiss my prediction on this? You still carrying a grudge against me from '05, or do you have some kind of inside dope the rest of us don't know about?


I have some inside dope that only you don't know about. You're a jinx. You were a jinx in '05. You were a jinx in '06. and you were a jinx in '07. Why do you think that PJP was constantly asking you for your thoughts throughout the season? Because he thinks you're some great sports mind? It's because any time you'd make a prediction, the opposite would come true. In gambling terms, you're a cooler. No grudge from '05, just the simple truth. You make ridiculous, inflammatory, illogical comments. Your thoughts mean nothing to anyone except those who support the teams you don't like. And your predictions practically guarantee that they'll win at least one of those games (probably against the Pats, you're that much of a jinx).

Do I think Miami could realistically go 0-16? Yup, but I don't discount the possibility of them beating the Jets, Ravens, or Bengals. And weirder things have happened than them beating the Pats or Bills. You say none of that has a chance of happening, which makes you an idiot.

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