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It's true. Happy Birthday anyways. I'd bitch-slam Rex, but I'm a little preoccupied with that douche-nozzle jinx, ChriSS Oakley.


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I'm preoccupied too...with trying to come up with a single good reason why I shouldn't hate your slandering guts for the rest of my natural life, you worthless pussy.

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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
It's true. Happy Birthday anyways. I'd bitch-slam Rex, but I'm a little preoccupied with that douche-nozzle jinx, ChriSS Oakley.

I doubt you need to bitch-slam rex, wouldn't giving him plenty of fluids work?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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 Originally Posted By: Chris Oakley
I'm preoccupied too...with trying to come up with a single good reason why I shouldn't hate your slandering guts for the rest of my natural life, you worthless pussy.


ChriSS, this thread is a celebration of Sneaky Bunny's 22nd birthday. Fight your instincts and show a little class.

(PS: I don't care if you decide to hate my guts. I hope that fact helps in your deciSSion.)


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
It's true. Happy Birthday anyways. I'd bitch-slam Rex, but I'm a little preoccupied with that douche-nozzle jinx, ChriSS Oakley.

I doubt you need to bitch-slam rex, wouldn't giving him plenty of fluids work?




I you, Bunny. Don't ever change a bit!

Happy Birthday!


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Sneaky gets an Oakley meltdown for her birthday? I'm jealous.


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your moms jealous.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Today is a good day.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Happy Sneaky birthday!


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Happy bunny day.



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
Happy bunny day.


...she seemed to say as she uploaded the nudies with a mouseclick and a sly toss of her hair...


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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
Happy bunny day.


...she seemed to say as she uploaded the nudies with a mouseclick and a sly toss of her hair...


When I sent you bunny's pics it was s'posed to be a secret....



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
Happy bunny day.


...she seemed to say as she uploaded the nudies with a mouseclick and a sly toss of her hair...


When I sent you bunny's pics it was s'posed to be a secret....

Where's my damn royalties?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
Happy bunny day.


...she seemed to say as she uploaded the nudies with a mouseclick and a sly toss of her hair...


When I sent you bunny's pics it was s'posed to be a secret....

Where's my damn royalties?


Um, yeah, about that....

How 'bout we pay you in liquor?



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
Happy bunny day.


...she seemed to say as she uploaded the nudies with a mouseclick and a sly toss of her hair...


When I sent you bunny's pics it was s'posed to be a secret....

Where's my damn royalties?


Um, yeah, about that....

How 'bout we pay you in liquor?

Dom Perignon?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I'm a Veuve fan myself, but Dom works too. One bottle or two?



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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more alkeyhol = more pics...


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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
I'm a Veuve fan myself, but Dom works too. One bottle or two?

Eh no, I'm more in a Rioja mood.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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ULTIMATE SQUEAK DAY!


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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Don't eat him all at one sitting. Make sure to leave some for tomorrow.


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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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That phony picture is a perfect example of why I can never afford to let insults slide.

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OMG!!1! This is aw3some


Not to me it isn't.

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