Originally Posted By: Chris Oakley
Would you settle for a mutual cease-fire?


You can call it what you want.

 Originally Posted By: Chris Oakley
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
2) A formal apology for myself and PJP for all wrongs committed


Done. It'll be posted tomorrow.


I'll be looking for it in the Random Chat thread.

 Originally Posted By: Chris Oakley
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
3) A "Happy Birthday" wish for Sneaky Bunny in the thread dedicated to her special day, consisting of a heartfelt sentiment (no simple "Happy Birthday, Sneaky Bunny.")


Like she'd even accept one from me.


Irrelevant. Yesterday was her birthday. She deserves a birthday wish.

 Originally Posted By: Chris Oakley
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
4) Removal of forces from throughout Europe


Considering I don't have any, that should be a simple job.


Fair enough.

 Originally Posted By: Chris Oakley
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
5) Immediately ceasing and desisting from making any more comments about the 2007 New England Patriots' and 2007 Miami Dolphins' seasons


I haven't said a word about the Pats, but if it it'll ease your mind I could take a vow of silence where the Dolphins are concerned....their '07 record speaks for itself anyway.


I will be watching this thread carefully to be sure that you comply.

 Originally Posted By: Chris Oakley
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
6) His sig may stay the same, but must include the following line: "PJP, JM, & NWM: Allied Powers in the war against the Axis" for no less than one week


This might be a little tricky to pull off; having those and "Nowhereman is my worst enemy" in my sig at the same time makes it sound like I can't make up my mind what I want to say.


You may keep both. I notice that you've already made the chage, except "Allied Powers" doesn't appear. Please correct this. When all provisions are fulfilled I will make the decalaration of peace.


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