Break out your booze, sharpen up the lobotomy tools, or dip into whatever mind altering substance you might need to survive the cut scene-a-riffic, DICK TRACY-esque, toy commercial Wachowskiness that follows. Love it or hate it...for better or for worse...the much-discussed SPEED RACER trailer is now online in all forms of Glorious QuickTime.
Geez. The guy playing "Speed" looks like....Pariah?!!?