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...for every wrong I may have done them and every negative thing I've said about them during my time at the RKMBs. In particular for:

--provoking Nowhereman to ban me from the RKMBs while he was a moderator;
--wishing PJP dead and wanting him to get eaten by sharks;
--jinxing Joe Mama.

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This just keeps getting better and better...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Is this where he kills himself?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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 Originally Posted By: Chris Oakley
...for every wrong I may have done them and every negative thing I've said about them during my time at the RKMBs. In particular for:

--provoking Nowhereman to ban me from the RKMBs while he was a moderator;
--wishing PJP dead and wanting him to get eaten by sharks;
--jinxing Joe Mama.

Fuck off!

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This is definitely a step in the right direction. I have word that troops have been pulled from Europe. I'm waiting for Sneaky Bunny's birthday wish and I'll be monitoring the Sports Forum for any signs of jinxery. But, at this point, it's safe to say that Chris has followed the provisions of surrender and cease fire.


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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
This is definitely a step in the right direction. I have word that troops have been pulled from Europe. I'm waiting for Sneaky Bunny's birthday wish and I'll be monitoring the Sports Forum for any signs of jinxery. But, at this point, it's safe to say that Chris has followed the provisions of surrender and cease fire.

which wish, that harley show her face or that oakley find some rope.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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please let it be the first one...


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 Originally Posted By: Chris Oakley
...for every wrong I may have done them and every negative thing I've said about them during my time at the RKMBs. In particular for:

--provoking Nowhereman to ban me from the RKMBs while he was a moderator;
--wishing PJP dead and wanting him to get eaten by sharks;
--jinxing Joe Mama.



most impressive...i cant belive he actually did it.


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Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
"I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father...

Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Way to roll over, puSSy... I was developing a begrudging respect for your insistance on having the last word, for defending every perceived slight so vociferously... but no more, ChriSS. You're dead to me. \:\(

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so what happened? who broke him?

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And for the record that apology was complete shit. I sensed there was not enough groveling.

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and besides, I thought we ALL wanted PJP to get eaten by a shark. Seriously, what a cool way to die.

When I die, I hope I get eaten by a shark!




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Any type of shark in particular?

Great White? Mako? Hammerhead, Tiger, or maybe even a Land Shark?


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apologizing to just white people?


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what about Oakley's gimmick infringement? I want my reparations!

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 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
apologizing to just white people?

PJP is not white, he's orange!

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 Originally Posted By: Chris Oakley
...for every wrong I may have done them and every negative thing I've said about them during my time at the RKMBs. In particular for:

--provoking Nowhereman to ban me from the RKMBs while he was a moderator;
--wishing PJP dead and wanting him to get eaten by sharks;
--jinxing Joe Mama.

This will all be followed by a revelation of who is behind this alt!

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 Originally Posted By: Grimm
I want my reparations!



tell me about it....


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Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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It may not matter what kind of shark when your ass is being bit in half!


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He's apologized before. He'll apologize again. Oakley will always be Oakley in the end.


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Oakley in the end?
That sounds disgusting!

Although Beardguy would not complain!

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Neither would Rex, apparently.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Neither would Rex, apparently.

I hear that rex and jerry sit up all night on the porch talking.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Neither would Rex, apparently.

I hear that rex and jerry sit up all night on the porch talking.


Yeah, they "just talk."


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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Can't be. It's to darn cold in Oregon this time of year to be sitting up all night on the porch talking.


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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
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Neither would Rex, apparently.

I hear that rex and jerry sit up all night on the porch talking.


Yeah, they "just talk."

Well they slowly plunge too.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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 Originally Posted By: Beardguy57
slowly?





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 Originally Posted By: Uschi




Fuckin' cute.



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
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Neither would Rex, apparently.

I hear that rex and jerry sit up all night on the porch talking.


Yeah, they "just talk."

Well they slowly plunge too.


lols! ;p

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List of abiotic factors that would affect the organisms in a ecosystem?

Abiotic=nonliving

temperature
light
water
air
oxygen
type of soil
elevation, as in how far up the mountain
chemicals that may be present(salt water)
pollution
pressure, barometric or other

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 Originally Posted By: Chris Oakley
...for every wrong I may have done them and every negative thing I've said about them during my time at the RKMBs. In particular for:

--provoking Nowhereman to ban me from the RKMBs while he was a moderator;
--wishing PJP dead and wanting him to get eaten by sharks;
--jinxing Joe Mama.
too little too late

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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: Uschi


\:lol\:

Fuckin' cute.
Harley \:\(


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