I went to the D-Sham and got coffee: 20oz mug at 11 seconds of French Vanilla crappercino and topped off with Espresso Roast.

Tomorrow I have to do a stand-up routine for 'What's Funny?' class and I plan to stop by a liquor store first. I hate performances.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0

"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"