I tried making up a lot of jokes, but it's hard to make up a huge string of one-liners. So I wrote out a huge story-like spiel that's somewhat humerous. And my number one plan is a misdirection single joke that I'm gonna try to go with, just a single big punchline.
Robert klein, horrible bit...bleh.
really your having that much of a problem? i'd think that it would be easy for you.
I can roll jokes when I'm not on-stage, but when I'm expected to perform my testicles shrivel right up and I stutter like a gimp.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
