nothing pulled from your asploding engine? or about being pasty and fat? darn.
I kinda wanted to, but the people in class are kinda... they're theater-fags. On dead-baby-joke day they didn't laugh. Some of them even left.
It's hard to come up with jokes, point blank. Give us a hand and I will definitely go for it though.
a pentacostal church reminds you of a rave. two guys in teh back with glow sticks "ja-ja-jesus!"
when you drink your scared of food with faces. little debbie, quaker oats man, misses butterworth, the shit comes outta her head! you hide her in the back of the fridge for she keeps moving to the fucking front of the fridge. she's the fucking rosa parks of condiments. you're scared a gang war is going to start in your fridge. everythings gonna beat up on the white milk. half and half doesn't know which side its on. one day you'll open it and there'll be a half empty box of baking soda and some chicken, "*snort* i didn't do it".
kebler elves also scare you but that's just cause its eight male midgets living in a tree...packing fudge.
yeah that's all i'm giving up.
Goddamn! Is that you or did you rip from someone else?! That's good! One after another.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
