People were shocked and offended when I said fags would die, but they laughed and clapped when I talked about having to deal with peoples' kids. That was good, I guess.
Nobody liked the "political" stuff (seriously, it is probably too outdated to work anyway), but they liked when I explained the hanging chad joke (See? 'cause I'm making fun of Florida and old people and they're stupid?). The group is kinda religious (this IS the City of Churches and we DID have a shooting at New Life last weekend) and didn't take as well to the faith-based jokes as I hoped, but that's cool.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
