Aside from the whisky tits, I tried to avoid pulling anyone else's jokes. I meant for you to give tips on my jokes, but you have your own. Yours are good, we should book you at some club and go watch your act at RKMBScon.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"