Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
Do i have to pay for Joe's....eight seats and all of harley's drinks?


The least I can do is pay for your drinks. Then I won't feel so bad when you down the ones with the rufies.


That's very kind of you. It will make carrying her home easier for me and Uschi.

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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
*shrug* That's up to them. Probably not though... I think every male there will be buying at least two of Kwink's beverages. She might be able to tie over at a mere 30... And Joe can sit where the table is supposed to be. We can set our drinks on him.


Why you gots ta be hatin'? You're a hurtful woman, Uschi.


after all these years and you still don't recognize Uschi's brand of love....



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi