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Do i have to pay for Joe's....eight seats and all of harley's drinks?
The least I can do is pay for your drinks. Then I won't feel so bad when you down the ones with the rufies. *shrug* That's up to them. Probably not though... I think every male there will be buying at least two of Kwink's beverages. She might be able to tie over at a mere 30... And Joe can sit where the table is supposed to be. We can set our drinks on him. Why you gots ta be hatin'? You're a hurtful woman, Uschi.
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*shrug* That's up to them. Probably not though... I think every male there will be buying at least two of Kwink's beverages. She might be able to tie over at a mere 30... Give or take a few... And Joe can sit where the table is supposed to be. We can set our drinks on him. man, I want to sit at the Joe table...
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Do i have to pay for Joe's....eight seats and all of harley's drinks?
The least I can do is pay for your drinks. Then I won't feel so bad when you down the ones with the rufies. That's very kind of you. It will make carrying her home easier for me and Uschi. *shrug* That's up to them. Probably not though... I think every male there will be buying at least two of Kwink's beverages. She might be able to tie over at a mere 30... And Joe can sit where the table is supposed to be. We can set our drinks on him. Why you gots ta be hatin'? You're a hurtful woman, Uschi. after all these years and you still don't recognize Uschi's brand of love....
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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*shrug* That's up to them. Probably not though... I think every male there will be buying at least two of Kwink's beverages. She might be able to tie over at a mere 30... Give or take a few... And Joe can sit where the table is supposed to be. We can set our drinks on him. man, I want to sit at the Joe table... Right?
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Why you gots ta be hatin'? You're a hurtful woman, Uschi.
after all these years and you still don't recognize Uschi's brand of love....
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Why you gots ta be hatin'? You're a hurtful woman, Uschi.
after all these years and you still don't recognize Uschi's brand of love....
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. You're right. I'm sorry. I forget sometimes.
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Wow, this orgy's off to a great start and really doesn't need me to make funnies.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Me an' Uschi are puttin' you on the rotisserie.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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First you want to serve me on chola bread as some sort of kosher platter and now you're setting and forgetting me?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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First you want to serve me on chola bread as some sort of kosher platter and now you're setting and forgetting me? We're doing nothing of the sort. By "rotisserie," I'm talking about a delightful act after which you'll be called "fingercuffs." Though the ol' chola bread/kosher platter still sounds purty sexy.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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harley! Mind turning intoa doaist?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I have dibs on the Kosher meal!
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*shrug* That's up to them. Probably not though... I think every male there will be buying at least two of Kwink's beverages. She might be able to tie over at a mere 30... Give or take a few... And Joe can sit where the table is supposed to be. We can set our drinks on him. man, I want to sit at the Joe table... Right? Seriously!
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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harley! Mind turning intoa doaist? See, I was planning on basting you when Uschi and Joe left you to turn... I have dibs on the Kosher meal!  We can fight over who gets the Joker after....
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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harley! Mind turning intoa doaist? See, I was planning on basting you when Uschi and Joe left you to turn... Oh dear.  Rotisserie or fingercuffs is when a person is penetrated in the mouth and vagina/anus at the same time, like a chicken on a rotisserie or chinese fingercuffs. I have dibs on the Kosher meal! We can fight over who gets the Joker after.... I'll share. I swear.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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See, I was planning on basting you when Uschi and Joe left you to turn... Do you have any idea how hot this sounds?
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I first read page ten of this after a drink or eight (sangria, i don't remember anything after jager a few hours before.) and am still quite disturbed. it doesn't really seem like you two need. me. harley! Mind turning intoa doaist? See, I was planning on basting you when Uschi and Joe left you to turn... Oh dear. Rotisserie or fingercuffs is when a person is penetrated in the mouth and vagina/anus at the same time, like a chicken on a rotisserie or chinese fingercuffs. Fingercuffs are nothing new, they amount ot hte average saturday. harley! Mind turning intoa doaist? See, I was planning on basting you when Uschi and Joe left you to turn... I'd prefer to be braised thank you. but thank you ladies. I'm off to find various articles of clothing, some avocados on toast and where the flying fuck i'm at.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Had a couple mojitos at the Jeff Dunham show tonight. Damned tasty.
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you know, they're better when I let the bartender make them. and when the bartender is wearing a plaid micro mini and fishnets.
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you know, they're better when I let the bartender make them. and when the bartender is wearing a plaid micro mini and fishnets. Yeah... 
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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that's cuz you didn't see who was tending bar. 
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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harley! Mind turning intoa doaist? See, I was planning on basting you when Uschi and Joe left you to turn... Oh dear. Rotisserie or fingercuffs is when a person is penetrated in the mouth and vagina/anus at the same time, like a chicken on a rotisserie or chinese fingercuffs. I know that dearest! I was trying to make a funny...  I have dibs on the Kosher meal! We can fight over who gets the Joker after.... I'll share. I swear. You're a good friend. 
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Dammit, this is the last time I'm gonna say it! Quit ogling my Mom, y'pervs!!! (And YOU quit tryin' to pick her up, Bunny! I've already told her you're mine!)
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Dammit, this is the last time I'm gonna say it! Quit ogling my Mom, y'pervs!!! (And YOU quit tryin' to pick her up, Bunny! I've already told her you're mine!) Your mom taught me that thing you like.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Dammit, this is the last time I'm gonna say it! Quit ogling my Mom, y'pervs!!! (And YOU quit tryin' to pick her up, Bunny! I've already told her you're mine!) Your mom taught me that thing you like. That's just mean. I'll get over it.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Dammit, this is the last time I'm gonna say it! Quit ogling my Mom, y'pervs!!! (And YOU quit tryin' to pick her up, Bunny! I've already told her you're mine!) Your mom taught me that thing you like. That's just mean. I'll get over it. She told me the same thing, then we spooned
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Dammit, this is the last time I'm gonna say it! Quit ogling my Mom, y'pervs!!! (And YOU quit tryin' to pick her up, Bunny! I've already told her you're mine!) Your mom taught me that thing you like. That's just mean. I'll get over it. She told me the same thing, then we spooned Were you the big spoon or the li'l spoon?
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Dammit, this is the last time I'm gonna say it! Quit ogling my Mom, y'pervs!!! (And YOU quit tryin' to pick her up, Bunny! I've already told her you're mine!) Your mom taught me that thing you like. That's just mean. I'll get over it. She told me the same thing, then we spooned Were you the big spoon or the li'l spoon? The big spoon, she taught me that too.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Dammit, this is the last time I'm gonna say it! Quit ogling my Mom, y'pervs!!! (And YOU quit tryin' to pick her up, Bunny! I've already told her you're mine!) Your mom taught me that thing you like. That's just mean. I'll get over it. She told me the same thing, then we spooned Were you the big spoon or the li'l spoon? The big spoon, she taught me that too. It's good that my mom trained you so well. I won't have to use a rolled-up newspaper by the sounds of it. Now if she can finish potty-training you...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Dammit, this is the last time I'm gonna say it! Quit ogling my Mom, y'pervs!!! (And YOU quit tryin' to pick her up, Bunny! I've already told her you're mine!) Your mom taught me that thing you like. That's just mean. I'll get over it. She told me the same thing, then we spooned Were you the big spoon or the li'l spoon? The big spoon, she taught me that too. It's good that my mom trained you so well. I won't have to use a rolled-up newspaper by the sounds of it. Now if she can finish potty-training me... She did...that hole next to where she put scruffy when she said he was taking hte tunnel to the farm is where you're suppose to go.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Dammit, this is the last time I'm gonna say it! Quit ogling my Mom, y'pervs!!! (And YOU quit tryin' to pick her up, Bunny! I've already told her you're mine!) Your mom taught me that thing you like. That's just mean. I'll get over it. She told me the same thing, then we spooned Were you the big spoon or the li'l spoon? The big spoon, she taught me that too. It's good that my mom trained you so well. I won't have to use a rolled-up newspaper by the sounds of it. Now if she can finish potty-training me... She did...that hole next to where she put scruffy when she said he was taking hte tunnel to the farm is where you're suppose to go. Y'know, you could just call it your vagina.
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Dammit, this is the last time I'm gonna say it! Quit ogling my Mom, y'pervs!!! (And YOU quit tryin' to pick her up, Bunny! I've already told her you're mine!) Your mom taught me that thing you like. That's just mean. I'll get over it. She told me the same thing, then we spooned Were you the big spoon or the li'l spoon? The big spoon, she taught me that too. It's good that my mom trained you so well. I won't have to use a rolled-up newspaper by the sounds of it. Now if she can finish potty-training me... She did...that hole next to where she put scruffy when she said he was taking hte tunnel to the farm is where you're suppose to go. Y'know, you could just call it your vagina. Its vulva and when i'm naked it will show
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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So that guy my sister is marrying left us some beer he made. Pumpkin, Honey and IPA.
God damn its some good shit. I'm getting a great buzz off of them.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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He fixes the cable?
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So that guy my sister is marrying left us some beer he made. Pumpkin, Honey and IPA.
God damn its some good shit. I'm getting a great buzz off of them. IPA? I've learned to start brewing Meade....from what I have seen with mine was the groom of a wedding pass out at the begining of the reception. I appologized to the bride.
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You stirred it with your finger, didn't you?
You KNOW what your pheromones do to men!!!
He fixes the cable?
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