Originally Posted By: the G-man
Associated Press

"It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected," she says. "I was in complete and total shock and so was he."



This reminds me of a scene from "Casablanca."

Rick: How can you close me up? On what grounds?
Captain Renault: Rick, I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!
(a croupier hands Renault a pile of money)
Croupier: Your winnings, sir.
Captain Renault: Oh yes, thank you very much. Everybody out at once!


This is not vengeance. This is pun-ishment.

"The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability." — Edgar Allan Poe