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fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.








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I feel empty inside.


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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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sorry to hear that


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 Originally Posted By: rex
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You're so emo.


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Leave me alone.


i am fuck of the mountains!
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Hi Grimm.


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
 Originally Posted By: rex
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You're so emo.


If you say so.


November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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What is wrong, Uschi?


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death bring you the peace you never found in

life." - Tuvok.

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She feels empty.

Clearly She needs me to Give her two dicks in one hole.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Clearly. This will cheer me up. My beloved always knows what Uschi want.


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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A2M too deary?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
Hi Grimm.



you want million dolllar???????

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Uschi, do not be empty inside.

Love,
William Jemass.


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 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
A2M too deary?

Let's go around the world!


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: Uschi
Hi Grimm.



you want million dolllar???????


Who don't?!


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
A2M too deary?

Let's go around the world!

dirt whistle


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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flattery gets you everywhere


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
flattery gets you everywhere

even in your moms pants?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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She doesn't even put out for my dad. So no.


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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So, the post man gave birth to you?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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How could a girl feel empty after all that fucking? She should be full of something.

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k-nuts baby?

Someone call maury.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Another white woman knocked up and left on the side of the road.

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I DON'T CARE! I DON'T CARE! I'm KEEPING my baby! If it's a girl I'm gonna name it America 'cause I LOVE MY COUNTRY! And if it's a boy I'm gonna name it Travis!


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
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 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
k-nuts baby?

Someone call maury.



K-nut. You are...




































NOT THE FATHER!!!!!


(begins victory celebration)

damn i love those episodes...


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Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
"I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father...

Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
I DON'T CARE! I DON'T CARE! I'm KEEPING my baby! If it's a girl I'm gonna name it America 'cause I LOVE MY COUNTRY! And if it's a boy I'm gonna name it Travis!


I loved your appearance on Maury too...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Which one? She also did a phobia show and a teen wreck show. We're waiting on her child superstar show to air.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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ah the things were forced to watch cause of the writers strike...


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Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Forced?HAH!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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uschi held me at gun point... \:\(


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Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
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Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
uschi held me at gun point... \:\(


Chuck Norris does not consider that an excuse. Chuck Norris says you could have roundhouse kicked away the gun from her hand.


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gun point, ah yes that was her ricky lake crossover.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sweden
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
uschi held me at gun point... \:\(


Chuck Norris does not consider that an excuse. Chuck Norris says you could have roundhouse kicked away the gun from her hand.



and chuck would be right. I failed... \:\(


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Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
"I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father...

Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
gun point, ah yes that was her ricky lake crossover.



gobdamned sweeps week...


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Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM-harley finally rolled with me
"I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father...

Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
Which one? She also did a phobia show and a teen wreck show. We're waiting on her child superstar show to air.


Please let me know when that one airs...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
uschi held me at gun point... \:\(



hate to tell you but that wasn't a gun. it was one of her "little toys."

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ExCUSE me! Thay aren't "little."


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 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
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Which one? She also did a phobia show and a teen wreck show. We're waiting on her child superstar show to air.


Please let me know when that one airs...

i'm hoping its during rkmbscon.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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