Originally Posted By: Beardguy57

Uschi is a troubled girl. I actually believe that, if given the opportunity, she would kill me, as in mortuary city.


NO WAY! That's awesome!

Man... you're really dense, aren't you? This are internets. I am no like you. That um no mean I killer masheene. Learn the fuck up or fuck the hell out of here. Go back to your Beard-Jerkers.com love fest.

Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0

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