Uschi is a troubled girl. I actually believe that, if given the opportunity, she would kill me, as in mortuary city.

NO WAY! That's awesome!
Man... you're really dense, aren't you? This are internets. I am no like you. That um no mean I killer masheene. Learn the fuck up or fuck the hell out of here. Go back to your Beard-Jerkers.com love fest.
All I have your words to go by, Ashley.
And your actions in here.
You ruined a thread that took me 18 months to build. That was no practical joke.
It was hate. Bigtime hate.
You can deny it all you want.
It won't make your issues go away.
I am praying that you find the peace you seek.