RKMBs Forums .::Robegories::. Women Valentine's Day

God I hate it.

I've had more then my fair share of relationships and with the exception on 1 year out of my near 30, it has not been good.

Do guys look forward to this at all?

Most of the time, in my experince, it is forgotten, or a guy insists we do something then REALLY insists that we have sex. I don't think I'm jaded about it, but I really hate frilly hearts and all that bullshit that people do to get in to your pants. It's like a really bad first date every February.

The one good one I had was a bunch of friends and I who didn't have dates got together and had a lonely heart's club dinner. We had a blast hanging together and having dinner. Probably the best Valentine's Day I have ever had.

I don't think most people look forward to it - unless you work for Hallmark. Its such a made up holiday with pressure to meet commercial expectations.

I look forward to (getting head after an expensive dinner) it every year.

It's like what DL Hughley said [paraphrased... "Why do we gotta spend money on chocolate and flowers and a night out when it's the same pussy you got LAST NIGHT? Ain't that some bullshit?"

When is steak and a blowjob day? That is a freaking holiday.

I usually grab a bunch of single friends and hit Hooters. Service is usually really good on Valentines Day, since the waitresses figure they can milk extra tips out of people. Also, it's a place that you can get in without reservations.

March 14

DAMNIT. I'm celibate now though. FUCK!


...Hooters you say? Women don't count in the whole celibate thing, do they?

YESSSSSSSSSS. They do.
...unless one of us (i.e. US) is present and observe. To make sure you don't get to out of hand with the lady, of course!









But in case you do, you won't have to look far.

You're a great pal dude....

Mastubation doesn't count. Nuff said.

If it did...

We'd all have 3729658697826798372570928926350.25 hours of experience.

Well...some more then others, grasshopper.

How do you know my WANKING NAME, Blushing Tulip?

i thought we agreed not to say

You started it!























btw, Don't you dare get a tulip tattooed on you... heh

LOL... bro IS at the shop right now...

No, my next tat will be too freaking cool, and end up lower back too. Let me find a pic.

It is from an effigy (sp) in Colonge (Kolon), Germany

Valentines Day is such a pressure cooker of bullshit. I mean no matter how deep you are into a relationship fucking it up could cost you your bollocks.

All so those fuckers at Hallmark can sell some more cards between Christmas and Easter.

Good Luck, gentlemen.

I really hate this day. For all of those reasons. It just gets under my skin.

I'm glad it's not gonna be a butterfly.
...i thought you were Gryffindor House.

I am Gryffindor. Just cause I am doesn't mean I can't appreciate skulls. Look at Sirius Black.

Sytherin born and bred, Gryffindor by choice. I know my fictional history!

+5 Cool points

NAME MEANINGS
Birth name: Sirius Black.
First name meaning: Sirius=seirios (Greek) meaning "burning;" Sirius=the "Dog Star," the brightest one in the Canis Major ("Great Dog") constellation; a pun on the fact that he can change into a big black dog.
Other names: "Snuffles" and "Padfoot" (PA18). "Padfoot" refers to his Animagus form; it is also the name that residents of central/northern England (i.e. Staffordshire, Yorkshire) have for the magical black dogs of their legends/fears. Usually, Padfoots guard churchyards or certain roads; are said to roam the countryside at night; tend to be larger than ordinary dogs; can vanish instantly or fade slowly away while standing still, yet can run extremely quickly; typically described as having huge and "blazing" eyes; tend to be silent. Because of their association with graveyards, scholars once believed the black dog form was the preferred form of the Devil, and are usually considered an omen of death, and are, thus, also called the Grim (Colbert).

Stephen Colbert is a harbinger of DEATH???
Jenkies.

Who'd a thunk it?

I hate valentines cause id be the girl spending it alone while the other girls got big ass teddy bears and roses from their boyfriends. now I have a husband and is equally disapointing. he doesnt have a romantic bone in his body. it all ends up boring and predictable. same with birthdays and every other holiday in the year. I only like halloween.

Aw.


















Again, I just wanna stick my penis in some female.

Halloween is the best holiday ever, I am not just saying that cause I am a witch.

Penis....

sigh

How I miss you.

You should write it a love letter.
That's not crazy at all.

But which penis do I write?














Wait, this is getting creepy.




















Fucking Valentine's day. I'm blaming it.

Ed McMahon's.
DUH.

bwah-hahahaha!
My work is done.

you bastard

You know I love it when you start typing filthy...
Stoking the flames, babe. Stoking the flames.

Refer to Uschi's calendar please.

uh???