Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
I have never edited or changed a post in my life! how dare you, sir!


How dare YOU, Mr. President?!?!?



I'll have you sent to Guantanamo!


(Quick switch of the film gears...)

YOU WANT ME ON THAT WALL! YOU NEED ME ON THAT WALL!!!


I would rather you said 'thank you' and went on your way!



































(wait, taken outta context that reads all sortsa wrong...)


Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi