Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
 Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP
the more you ask for it the less likely you'll be to get a glimpse......be aloof!


 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
eh. i gave up a while ago. now im just in it for the jokes...


 Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP
Yes and I'm not the least bit hairy.


Truly Pete is the wiseset of them all...







Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi