Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
Overcompensating, yeah that'll really get harley to share.


 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
I tried undercompensating, but she issued a restraining order...


Lot of good that did me...


 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
that just makes it sexier.


 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
Only if you let me restrain you...


Sex-ay....



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi