the whole 9 yards.
its got bruce willis, he's cool as hell. that "chandler" guy -- he's a riot, right? amanda peat is a frickin piece of ass and she loses her top in the movie.
plus, its a cool frickin premise: regular guy has a mob boss as a neighbor, there's nothin left but hijinks!
or is there?
i wanted to see the movie in the theater really bad, but, unfortunately, i missed the 5 hours theaters bothered to show it. i must've been sick that day.
finally, when it came out on video, i gave it a whirl, only to fully realize just how a movie with such a cool cast and great idea behind it could be pulled from the theater faster than most broken reels are.
the. movie. sucked. i woke up just in time to see my amanda take her top off, but after those 10 seconds or so, we were back to the "movie" and i was back to my hell.
y'remember sitting in high school algebra and looking at the clock say "1:00" then looking 4 hours later and the clock says "1:03"? same kinda deal here. i think this movie was under 2 hours, but i coulda sworn i missed the whole summer because of it.
stupid movie. and dont you come back!
