Actually, in all serious, I'm not...


(Wait a minute...if everyone thinks I'm someone I'm really not, I can say whatever I want, and some other shmuck'll get all the blame!)


Ahem...um...yes, you got me, Pariah. Matt Kennedy, aka Pariah Carey, at your service! You cracked the code, and to salute you, I offer the following benediction to you, which you are most worthy of: May you be played by Paulie Shore in the movie of your life!

But I'll still Carey on the Pun-isher persona. I like the bad puns too much to quit.

This is not vengeance. This is pun-ishment.

"The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability." — Edgar Allan Poe