Originally Posted By: Glacier16
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
Whoever you are, I'd still like to gouge out your eyes and skull fuck you on Times Square as payback for your shitty puns and "contributions" to this site.

Paul.


Gosh!


Bah. If I was that easy to kill, it would've happened a long time ago.

Besides, as they say in my native Pun-jabi...revenge is worth the risk.

This is not vengeance. This is pun-ishment.

"The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability." — Edgar Allan Poe