Well, because...

(Interrupted by sound of a door being kicked in)

Why, MisterJLA! Fancy seeing you here!

Hey...put down the shoe...put it down...put it GHHHKGHGKK!! GGAAAAAACKK!!! GHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! MY EYES! MY EYEGHFHFGHFHGFGHGHHTGGHG!!!!

* C R A C K *





Pshyeah, right. Don't go spell-ebrating too soon. It'll take full frontal nude pics of Cowgirl Jack and harleykwin to get rid of me that easily.

This is not vengeance. This is pun-ishment.

"The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability." — Edgar Allan Poe