Originally Posted By: Beardguy57
Uschi is an anger filled, spiteful child, who thinks she sould be able to get away with anything. She thinks she is so dark, deep and mysterious, but that's crap. She's as easy to figure out as a two piece jigsaw puzzle is.


Ha ha ha! I *should* be easy to figure out, retard! I'll answer any question asked, I'm up front about all my misgivings and shortcomings! I don't think I'm dark, I think I'm an ass with a heart of gold. I don't think I'm deep or mysterious, I think I'm entertaining and straight-forward. Is it crap? No, I'm honest as Abe. I've said for years; I do not like you. You got more and more annoying. You got my powers taken away so I couldn't privately torment you. So I'm publicly tormenting you and you can't handle it.

I hate to mention, 'cause I'm having a lot of fun (especially the heart attack! oh my god, jerry -- this is the INTERNET! not real life!), but since I'm *NOT* a mod now, you could simply just put me o----- no, I'll not tell you. I like that you're about to leave.

Fuck off and good riddance, beardguy. Go find some candy-ass MB to have fun chattingf about flowers and pasta at. It'll help your blood-pressure. Shit, go the the DC message boards, those are "safe" and "non-offensive" enough for you to be happy with, and they tralk about comics there. Go sign up at a Star Trek MB and wank yerself to oblivion.

You don't FIT here, beardguy. You've run off some of the most endearing, foundation members here. You and your influence ran off Nowhereman. You're fagification of the entire place has taken the calibre of the RKMBS down. Get out. I don't want you. We don't want you. Anyone that does can fuck themselves up their CareBear-soft assholes.

Look, you even got me reaching out and helping *teach* you, like you want the whole world to be about. Learn the fuck up. Get out.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0

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