My only point about them being badly photoshopped was that Uschi Loves Beardguy is capable of much better work.
this one I actually worked on:
this wasn't hard, but it took a lot of time, what with taking screen-caps while playing the videos on-line...
Rob wrote truth when he suggested I fracture the text on the mirror-cracks. But I never have:
a beardguy one I didn't bother looking up beardguy's face for:
goddamn, this is getting boring. Okay, well, as you see, I rarely take time to do much more than paste a couple things together. Occasionally I bother with erasing extra bits of image, even less frequently I do layers and transparencies and shit. MOST times I take a pre-fab image and paste text to it like this:
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"