RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts Whole Lotta Fuckin' Going On

Jee-bus. A LOT of people's parents must fuck like godamn rabbits in January!!!
Not to mention just the peeps here, I know a whole shit load of people who have September birthdays.

WE RAWK!!

New Year babies!

Ewwwww!

I was a child of Summer love, myself...

I'm 13 now!

If you have pictures of my parents fucking, please keep them to yourself.

I keep them in my personal picture album of historical curiosities.

Andrew Johnson (December 29, 1808 – July 31, 1875) was the 17th President of the United States (1865–1869). Following the assassination of President Abraham Lincoln, Johnson presided over the Reconstruction era of the United States in the four years after the American Civil War. His tenure was controversial as his positions favoring the white South came under heavy political attack from Republicans.

At the time of the secession of the Southern states, Johnson was a U.S. Senator from Greeneville in East Tennessee. As a Unionist, he was the only Southern senator not to quit his post upon secession. He became the most prominent War Democrat from the South and supported Lincoln's military policies during the American Civil War of 1861–1865. In 1862, Lincoln appointed Johnson military governor of occupied Tennessee, where he proved to be energetic and effective in fighting the rebellion and beginning transition to Reconstruction.
Johnson was nominated for the Vice President position in 1864 on the National Union Party ticket. He and Lincoln were elected in November 1864 and inaugurated on March 4, 1865. Johnson succeeded to the presidency upon Lincoln's assassination on April 15, 1865.

As president, he took charge of Presidential Reconstruction — the first phase of Reconstruction — which lasted until the Radical Republicans gained control of Congress in the 1866 elections. His conciliatory policies towards the South, his hurry to reincorporate the former Confederate states back into the union, and his vetoes of civil rights bills embroiled him in a bitter dispute with Radical Republicans.[3] The Radicals in the House of Representatives impeached him in 1868, charging him with violating the Tenure of Office Act, but he was acquitted by a single vote in the Senate.

Johnson's party status was ambiguous during his presidency. As president, he did not identify with the two main parties — though he did try for the Democratic nomination in 1868 — and so while President he attempted to build a party of loyalists under the National Union label. Asked in 1868 why he did not become a Democrat, he said, "It is true I am asked why don't I join the Democratic Party. Why don't they join me ... if I have administered the office of president so well?" His failure to make the National Union brand an actual party made Johnson effectively an independent during his presidency, though he was supported by Democrats and later rejoined the party as a Democratic Senator from Tennessee from 1875 until his death of a stroke at 66. For these reasons he is usually counted as a Democrat when identifying presidents by their political parties.[5] Johnson was the first U.S. President to undergo an impeachment trial; the senate fell one vote short of removing him from office.


He is commonly ranked by historians as being among the worst U.S. presidents.

-If you say "I go both ways"
-If you say "I go both ways" and it means you will wear blue or gray you might be a Civil War Reenactor.
-If you spent more money on your uniform than all of your modern wardrobe you might be a reenactor.
-If you are a grown man that sets a tent up in the back yard and spends the night in it you might be a reenactor.
-If you can recognize the sound of a porta john door slamming you might be a reenactor.

"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that." - Mitch Hedberg

Girl:
Ford, we just needed to be held!
Ford Fairlane:
You got the bonus plan.
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Ford Fairlane:
I'm so terrifical, I even had my own toll-free number: 1-800-UNBELIEVABLE.
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Ford Fairlane:
Nice tie, Lt. Anus, sir.
Lt. Amos:
Are you calling me an a**hole, a**hole?
Ford Fairlane:
I'm calling you an anus, anus. But, if you prefer.
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Ford Fairlane:
Now you pay . . . it's called Citizen's Castration.
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Ford Fairlane:
Top of the world, ma!
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Tourist:
We're from Wisconsin.
Ford Fairlane:
Yeah, and I'm from my dad's penis. Get outta here.
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Johnny Crunch:
Guys like you, you do grow on trees.
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Ford Fairlane:
Shake me, Jazz.
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Ford Fairlane:
You're just in time to see what I refer to as: solving the case. It's cute. I think you'll like it

Nature's to Blame for Famine

Reality: It's too easy to blame nature. Human-made forces are making people increasingly vulnerable to nature's vagaries. Food is always available for those who can afford it—starvation during hard times hits only the poorest. Millions live on the brink of disaster in south Asia, Africa and elsewhere, because they are deprived of land by a powerful few, trapped in the unremitting grip of debt, or miserably paid. Natural events rarely explain deaths; they are simply the final push over the brink. Human institutions and policies determine who eats and who starves during hard times. Likewise, in America many homeless die from the cold every winter, yet ultimate responsibility doesn't lie with the weather. The real culprits are an economy that fails to offer everyone opportunities, and a society that places economic efficiency over compassion.

George Washington did not have wooden teeth. According to a study of Washington's four known dentures by a forensic anthropologist from the University of Pittsburgh (in collaboration with the National Museum of Dentistry, itself associated with the Smithsonian Museum), the dentures were made of gold, hippopotamus ivory, lead, and human and animal teeth (including horse and donkey teeth).

Ways To Know You Are In Love
The most common but most important feeling is the indescribable butterflies in your stomach.
When you can’t stop thinking about the person despite all your efforts, you may be in love. When the mention of the name is enough to bring a smile to your face, then you may have fallen in love.
When you start caring for the person more than you even care for yourself. However, there is a very thin line between caring about a person and actually loving a person. So interpret the feelings before you express your love.
One sure-fire factor is that you care for him/her like a family or even more than a family and you feel happy when your partner is happy. Actually, love is feeling of oneness and when you start enjoying the joys of your partner, you should know you are in love.
You feel corny and you can talk to him/her endlessly without getting bored. When it is just a crush, you would get bored after a while. In addition, when you are in love, you would remember even silly things about your partner.
When you are in love, you feel fiercely protective about your partner and you feel proud of them.
It is truly said that when you are in love, you have no eye for anyone other than each other. If you don’t even mind general PDA that is public display of affection like holding hands etc, then you may surely be in love.
If you feel, you can do anything or everything for him/her than you may be in love.
If you accept your partner as he/she is and doesn’t wish any change in him/her and even a gross habit doesn’t disgust you, then you surely may be in love.
If you just play online love quiz and read his/her horoscope, then you may be in love. When your heart skips a beat every time you see him/her you may have fallen in love.
When you can just walk ten blocks to just see him/her, then you may surely be in love.

For a dramatic mayor, Antonio Villaraigosa's telenovela-ready scandal is oddly fitting.
Villaraigosa heated up the summer of 2007 when it was revealed the married Los Angeles mayor had been carrying on an affair with a local Spanish-language anchor woman.

"The rumors were true," read anchor Mirthala Salinas, on NBC-Telemundo Channel 52, in Spanish on June 8, 2007. "Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa confirmed today that he is separating from his wife, Corina, after more than 20 years of marriage."

What Salinas wasn't saying that day was that she was the other woman.

"It felt like something in my stomach, like a ball in my stomach, like a hole in my stomach... something here.” Salinas told Los Angeles magazine in May, 2008. “I put myself like it wasn’t me, like it was another person doing what I was doing. I pretended I wasn’t reading it. At that moment, it was like it wasn’t me sitting at the news desk, doing the newscast. ... It was something I wish I would not have done.”Villaraigosa soon admitted that Salinas was the other woman, and suddenly the reporter says Channel 52 was trying to stick her on a beat covering the desert towns east of LA.Many speculated that the affair would ruin Villaraigosa, whose name is a combination of his and his ex-wife, Corina's last names, a romantic gesture that now seems shamefully hypocritical. But in March, 2009, the mayor won reelection and has shown no signs of bowing out of politics.

Crystal Meth, a Male Prostitute, and the Fall of Pastor Ted Haggard

Though he was never elected to any public office, Ted Haggard was the most influential evangelical Christian in the United States from 2004-'05.

His influence didn't just spread across the young impressionable minds of those scary kids from Jesus Camp either. In 2005, journalist Jeff Sharlet reported that Haggard was meeting every Monday with President George W. Bush. Clearly, Haggard had a political agenda. He was an outspoken critic of gay rights, and other things like abortion and the lack of prayer in school -- but the gays really got ol' Ted fired up.

That's why it was so deliciously ironic for anyone not buying his bullsh-t when the guy from Jesus Camp turned out to be a fiend for both gay sex and crystal methamphetamine. Really it doesn't get any better than that.

In November of 2006, hunky male prostitute Mike Jones went to the press with allegations that Pastor Ted had been paying for his services for the past 3 years under the name Art (Arthur is his middle name). Jones says he felt obligated to out Haggard because his influence might have helped pass a same-sex marriage ban in Colorado in 2006.

"I had to expose the hypocrisy," Jones told ABC News. "He is in the position of influence of millions of followers, and he's preaching against gay marriage. But behind everybody's back [he's] doing what he's preached against."

Haggard lost his influence. He was kicked out of his own New Life Church, went into counseling and eventually admitted that most of Jones' allegations were true. Most recently, he told Oprah Winfrey in January, 2009, that he is "heterosexual with issues."

33. "Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like." - Will Smith

34. "Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game." - Donald Trump