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Uschi is gonna have a heart attack!

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I have a nicorette ad on my page. \:\(

No heart attack, but I might have a lung attack...


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yeah.

go hang out with kurkel and have a few menthols.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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No, I smoke American Spirits. No additives. Costs more.


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Perique!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Hey, she's Uschi again! I don't know who came up with that i love beardguy stuff, this has to be worse than that Jeremy McGrath thing a few years back. Fine time for all the writers to go on strike.


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So you know exactly where all the smurf porn threads are but not why uschi had her name changed?


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We just went over this. You admitted to being the expert on smurf porn, not me.

Could you do us both a favor and say "I win again!" so we can end this stupid repetitive conversation? It's not worth it.

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I won the internet, so ZRob gave me a banana queer name to temper my ego. Lucky for me, my ego isn't something one can possibly manage.


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validate his claims!!!!


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I smoke rocks!

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I'd actually quit for most of last year, until November. I was indulging in a few smokes during vacation with friends, which was no big deal, but then got tangled in some drama, which made it hard to put them back down when I got home.

As for my ideal choice of smokes, I've always loved Canadian brands, especially the full-flavor Export A's, which used to be cheap and easy to find where I live in Washington State. They're pretty similar to American Spirits in flavor, except they have a nicer taste and smell. These days, they're harder to find (and when you do, in most places around here, they've been sitting forever and are stale) and waaaayyy more expensive. I do still grab a couple packs every now and then, when I can.


But, my usual smoke of late has been Marlboro 27's, which are the ones with the copper logo. They're a whole different flavor and feel from the Reds.

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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
Like, in October. And I've been wanting another even since. I'm not surprised, since addiction runs in my family.

So I got some the other day. It was a bad day.

They're delicious.

Damnit.

Anyone here smoke? We got drinking threads... I like American Spirit, gots no additives. Went with the blue box. I've only tried Marlboro Reds before, thems were not so yum.

I smoked Bali Shag (rolling tobacco) for 3 years. That stuff is better than regulat cigarettes because it's just tobacco with none of the extra chemicals. I did a cold turkey quit in December and it worked.
I was getting really bad there, smoking up to 30 a day. Now I only smoke socially, which means when I get to work 4 out of 5 days my friend is there and he gives me about 3 as we sit around bullshitting for an hour. But that's it. Only those 3-4 and only on those days.

I would actually recomend Bali Shag if you're going to smoke, like I said none of the extra chemicals and you don't get the severe nicotine cravings. Also it's kind of neat to roll your own cigarette.


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I don't want to learn how to roll a cigarette. Too much time. Spirits also come in unrolled tobacco. And they got no additives.


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And here I expected it to say "And now he's dead."


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ironic, you smoke cock, and once pretended to be dead!

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 Originally Posted By: Matilda Rose Ledger
My daddy smoked
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Nicorette!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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 Originally Posted By: PCG342
And here I expected it to say "And now he's dead."

You should go kill yourself.

For real this time.

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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
I won the internet,


It's true!



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Uschi -- I tried one of the American Spirit Perique yesterday (a friend and I were sharing tobacco) and I gotta say, they're pretty damn nice. I'm into the handrolled stuff myself; got an ounce each of Turkish Export and Amsterdam blend (no pot jokes, please). The Turkish is definitely the way to go. When I'm going for something quick and dirty it's generally Drum (cheap and tastes reasonably good) or Farmer's Gold.


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Did it feel funny to have a cigarette in your mouth instead of a cock?


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I haven't had a cigarette since February 21st...

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So you're compensating with drastic amounts of Pensacola cock in your mouth instead?

That's why you're never around for chats?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Pagliacci -

Hello, child. I don't think you're old enough to smoke.

Doesn't your landlord hate the smell of tabakky on his pole?

Love, or rather, consigned resignation,

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Pagliacci smokes pole.


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you'd think so. But no.


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Quit cold turkey at 8:00 am February 29. I used to smoke Newport Kings. I have been smoking for about 20 years. Before I had kids I probably smoked about a pack a day. After the kids came, I couldn't smoke in the house anymore so I'd go thru a pack evry 2 1/2 to 3 days.

Glad I quit but, I definitely gained weight...I didn't really expect to. I quit before for about a almost 2 years and didn't gain much.

Physiologically, I no longer have cravings but, psychologically I'll probably have the urge to smoke at least once a day. Oddly enough, it doesn't bother me to see people smoking in real life but, I tend to get cravings when I see people smoke on TV.


Oderint, dum metuant.


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 Originally Posted By: THE Bastard
Quit cold turkey at 8:00 am February 29. I used to smoke Newport Kings. I have been smoking for about 20 years. Before I had kids I probably smoked about a pack a day. After the kids came, I couldn't smoke in the house anymore so I'd go thru a pack evry 2 1/2 to 3 days.

Glad I quit but, I definitely gained weight...I didn't really expect to. I quit before for about a almost 2 years and didn't gain much.

Physiologically, I no longer have cravings but, psychologically I'll probably have the urge to smoke at least once a day. Oddly enough, it doesn't bother me to see people smoking in real life but, I tend to get cravings when I see people smoke on TV.


Yeah, I quit on Feb. 21st, and had smoked for 15 years. My symptoms are basically the same...

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that you only crave cock now?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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You're becoming far too predictable...

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Quit January 10th 2006. I still get cravings all the time.

Every now and then I dream I'm smoking.

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I only crave 'em when I go drinking. And no, that's not all the time.



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53
Quit January 10th 2006. I still get cravings all the time.

Every now and then I dream I'm smoking.


Yeah...that's the craziest shit. First time it happened to me I woke up as if out of a nightmare and I thought That I had actually smoked and was super pissed at myself...


Oderint, dum metuant.


You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you!
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 Originally Posted By: THE Bastard
 Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53
Quit January 10th 2006. I still get cravings all the time.

Every now and then I dream I'm smoking.


Yeah...that's the craziest shit. First time it happened to me I woke up as if out of a nightmare and I thought That I had actually smoked and was super pissed at myself...


Yeah. I was pissed at myself in the dream.

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