True story:
When I went to school at University of Florida in Gainesville, we had an R.A. (resident assistant) for our dorm section that was a bit retentive and overbearing. The guy across the hall from me was Jeff, a former high school wrestler, who looks and behaves almost exactly like Christopher Penn in the mid-80s teen movie The Wild Life.
We were all in my dorm room when Phil, the R.A., came in and was hassling Jeff about something, and Jeff with a smile on his face teased Phil in playful defiance, wrestled him the ground, sat on his face, and farted in his mouth.
A minute or so later, Jeff finally lets Phil get up off the ground, and he's all pissed off, yelling: "Okay, that's it, you're in big trouble now, I'm writing you up!" And stormed out of the room to do his paperwork on the incident.
We were still laughing, and then we were just starting to get serious and think maybe there'd be actual consequences for what happened.
But a few minutes later, Phil came back in the room, and humiliatedly said: "I'm not going to write you up, it's just too embarrassing to write down on paper."
At which point we were all on the floor doubled over with laughter.
