Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
You have only ever heard me talk, not sing! Besides - some people find my cat in heat sounding singing voice sex-ay!


I'm not sure you want to put much value in the opinions of the deaf, deranged, and senile. But, hey, whatever helps you go to sleep. Your skinned cat singing voice isn't rocking anyone else into blissful slumber.


That's what you think! I can sound on key (kinda) and good (sorta) when I'm singing in the shower!

 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
He's just getting ready for the baseball season!

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It's true. I want to be on my A-game this season.





Go Cookie Monsters! Huzzah!


Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi