Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: harleykwin
aye, you have a good eye.


Some think I have two...

 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
It's the other eye that will lead to his wife pulling a Tell-Tale Heart on him.




True story:

She's using my laptop one day and comes across my picture folder...

Her: "Who's the boobs?"

Me (glancing over at the screen) : "Oh, Sneaky Bunny."

Her: "From Rob's board?"

Me: "Yeah..."

Her: "Nice nips..."

Me: "True."

Her: "You ever met her?"

Me: "Nah, she lives in Michigan."

Her: "Well, as long as it's only online-sex..."

Me (A bit shocked) : "....yeah?"

Her (droll) : "No, you idiot. You're married. Get this shit off of here."

Me: "But...it's like internet porn..."

Her (sighing, rolling her eyes) : "Why did I marry you?"

Me: "Cause of my enormous manhood?"

Her: "Try again."

Me: "Cause of your enormous manhood?"

Her (staring at me blankly) : "........"

Me (smiling sheepishly) : "So, I should delete it, huh?"

Her: "You ever going to fuck her?"

Me (shaking imaginary 8-Ball) : "...doubtful..."

Her: "Incredibly so."

Me: "Yeah...I'll delete it..."

Her (breaking into laughter) : "I'm just messing with you, baby. As long as that [nodding towards my package] stays exclusive for me, you can have imaginary-sex with anyone you want."

Me: "....yeah?!"

Her: "Sure."

Me: "Awesome! I love you."

Her: "I love you, too."

*All Smiles*

Her: "Just don't go poking around on my laptop, okay?"

Me: "................................................ "



Ahem.

I will have an approbate response for "Andre" when i finish laughign.

And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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