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Franta and I, ended the evening drinking brandy and smoking cigars thinking about what could have been!
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I was once stationed near Baghdad. A coupla guys went into a nearby brothel - they asked if I wanted to come along, I said no.
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I wnet to a sex party where all the birds were leathery bleached blonde MILFs(Down boy MisterJLA, Down), The problem was that they thought they were a lot better looking then they actually were! I couldn't get wood, they looked at me as if I was a freak. I finally managed to and stuck it into one of these bints mouths! She said that I wasn't allowed to come in her mouth! I came in her mouth!
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I saw this Thai hooker once! She bathed and pampered me in the tub! She asked if I wanted her to piss on me, I said yes.
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There was this great looking woman that worked in the Kitchen at my workplace. Everyone wanted to shag her. I was looking on the internet for a hooker when I found a girl who looked just like this woman who worked in the kitchen. So I booked her and It was her!
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I was shagging this bird at a sex party when some dude came along and tried to shove his dick in her mouth, I told him to fuck off.
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I was having a quiet daytime drink at my local when the barmaid started to wipe all the tables. She was bending over all the tables making sure her arse was facing me. she had a cute arse! I could take it no more, so I gave it a little spank! She smiled and went back behind the bar!
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One time at college I wearing a Morrisey t-shirt, some hot chick asked if it was Vanilla Ice! I said yes. I never saw this hot chick again!
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One time at school, one of the hottest girls wrote a message on my French folder, she said how she wanted to be with me. I confronted her and she said it was joke. Two weeks later she fell off a mountain in Wales and died.
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When I was 13, I wnet out with the hottest girl at school, she ditched me after a week because her friends thought I was an uncool idiot.
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When I was 14 the toughest girl in the school asked me out, I said no, she beat me up, I cried.
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One time Franta was holding this soiree, there was this hot chick there. I tired to chat her up but nothing! I was serving some drinks when she asked me where the bathroom was, I told her the TOILET was over there and pointed her int he right direction! She looked at me as if I had offered her a shit sammich! Crazy american broad!
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One time in London, Franta and I were eating in some posh shithole! The table next to us kept on breaking into song and screeching! Franta and I, at the top of our voices, shouted SHUT THE FUCK UP! It turned out the girls on the other table were the Pussycat dolls! I got their autograph later for Frantas mrs!
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At Frantas wedding anniversary last year, I tried to chat up this table of hot bitches! The shortest one stood up and she was 6ft! I'm only 5'9 on a good day!
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When I was 24 I went out with this hot bitch! She was fucking gorgeous! Everywhere we went I would get stares of admiration, jealousy, hatred from other wimmens! As gorgeous as she was, she was the worlds worst fuck!
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One time I went drinking with my brother, I was 22 he was 30! I picked up this Mother and daughter, 42 and 20 respectively! I shagged the mother.
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I was once stationed in Northern Ireland. A coupla guys went into a nearby brothel - they asked if I wanted to come along, I said no.
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I was once stationed in Japan. When I was on leave, I went to watch a movie, a 15 year old girl tried to wank me off, I paid her to leave me alone! Hmmmmmmm
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I was once stationed in Japan. When I was on leave, I went to watch a movie, a woman tried to wank me off, I paid her to swallow!
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The Suicide girls were at Wizard world last year! I tried to chat one up, I laughed and joked - she wasn't amused! I never saw her again.
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this is why i'll never be the master. 
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This, this is the best thread ever.
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One time at Wizard, Franta, My girl and I gatecrashed some 'do' where the comic 'celebrities' were at and most importantly there was FREE BOOZE!
Franta and I got comfortably leathered as some Asian chap tried to chat up my girl.
This dude was pulling out all the stops - even bragging that he earned $45,000 a year but my girl wasn't interested and I didn't care one way or the other!
Franta got tired of this guys spiel and told him to lay off.
He got aggro in Franks face, threatening all sorts of shit, Frank just laughed it off until he was physically attacked!
Frank took him down in one swift restraining maneuver!
Frank took my girl home and I was left comforting his fallen foe and my love rival! All this dude could say through his tears was that he had never been beaten so comprehensively!
Frank also stole his VIP pass and gave it to LLance!
I love Franta, maybe moreso then my girl!
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Was it a comic celebrity? Jim Lee maybe?
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Sweet. Did you fuck him ROY?
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Was it a comic celebrity? Jim Lee maybe? He was Indian asian not Ninja asian! Sweet. Did you fuck him ROY? Now. What do you think? Yes
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thanks to PJP's PSA's I've been inspired to revive this classic!
One time while swimming at the local lodge a fine looking lady asked me if I could help lift her out of the water. I said sure. As I lifted her she said, is that your penis against my back. I said yes. A few minutes later I was asked to leave. To this day, I don't know her name.
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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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BSAMS, help me get a girl! Snarf threw one down the middle of the plate once again...
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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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