Inexplicable, you say? Alright...

Notwedge does not look like an intermediate model sheet for Jabba the Hut.

He also does not smell like Nick Nolte and Rosanne Barr passed out in a dumpster, mid-coitus, during a record summer heat.


Time-Travelling Player Hater Extraordinaire. I hope Joe Mama comes to your house and uses your bathroom. If you cross me, I'll go back in time and pull out of your momma.