New York Post:

  • Furious Kenyan tribal elders said yesterday that they may slap Hillary Rodham Clinton with a fine for her campaign's alleged role in publicizing photos of Barack Obama wearing a turban - and it must be paid in cows, goats or camels.

    The elders, steaming over the Obama photo smear on the other side of the world, announced plans to convene a traditional tribal court to deal with the matter. The court could require Clinton to pay a fine in livestock, which is of great value in the far-flung Wazir region of Kenya.


Interesting. Apparently, you need to pay to "smear" Obama with the truth.

Therefore, I will be forwarding a delivery of Omaha steaks to Kenya and, as a result, expect that I will henceforth be allowed to use his full name "Barack Hussein Obama", or his pictures in a man-burka whenever I want.