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Cool. If I'm ever out by the Bay, we can get shitfaced and run up on some hoes. I won't be fucking but, I'm the best wingman ever... straight up... wordsbond... As long as the women aren't babies...read: at least 28 or so...my holla will work. If under that age, then I'm just the creepy old guy in the bar trying to hit on the chickenheads.
Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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Cool. If I'm ever out by the Bay, we can get shitfaced and run up on some hoes. I won't be fucking but, I'm the best wingman ever... straight up... Hey, Paula! (sigh)
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Cool. If I'm ever out by the Bay, we can get shitfaced and run up on some hoes. I won't be fucking but, I'm the best wingman ever... straight up... Hey, Paula! (sigh) Dude...that boy ain't been right in the head since the boards came back. Think he was too close to the ASSPLOSION?
Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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We all started out talking bout comics, but too many arseholes started pissing us off individually, but thankfully I knew a couple of the originals, and they knew others, so gradually we all sorta started posting together!
I think it was bsams who discovered the unused OPPT forum, sent me a link and I set sail for foriegn lands, claiming it as ours.
It was during the OPPT populisation that the Nature Boyz were not created.
I came up with the idea, ROY came up with the name!
History was made!
Originally there were six, which funnily enough is what started the Speedy war, not the turning on Franta thing.
It all started when I suggested Butter be classified as an honorary founder, as seven was always a better number.
This was the point where Speedy claimed he was the seventh founder!
It just escalated at Athanon! And here's the rest of the story....
Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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well yeah Bibboa..fuck..that was years ago??? How did Rob shut it down? 2001, dude. We're ALL old. I dunno...I guess he closed off access to it somehow. though to this day I don't know how Fanatic...or was it you?...found your way there without the link. Ehem. That was me. I invited Fanny and JQ as revenge for not being invited, I think. Or maybe that was the Manor.
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Cool. If I'm ever out by the Bay, we can get shitfaced and run up on some hoes. I won't be fucking but, I'm the best wingman ever... straight up... Hey, Paula! (sigh) Dude...that boy ain't been right in the head since the boards came back. Think he was too close to the ASSPLOSION? Piggie ain't been right for a long time. my theory is he's absorbed too much gaydiation over the years.
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This was before my time. I've learned to deal with never being able to see butters wonderful funbags. I've seen several of the current RKMBettes boobies though and thats good enough for me. More than I can say. Other than Stareena...who, I imagine, has pics of her tits on a plaque on the moon... if she doesn't, she oughtta. . . 
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Regarding Speedy, I never even noticed the others disliked him until the Clubhouse thing, but when I started re-reading old topics after that I did realize Nowie, Doc and bsams gave him shit.
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This was before my time. I've learned to deal with never being able to see butters wonderful funbags. I've seen several of the current RKMBettes boobies though and thats good enough for me. More than I can say. Other than Stareena...who, I imagine, has pics of her tits on a plaque on the moon...I've never seen any of the currents crops jumbly bits. Star (yup) Sneaks (yup) Ushci (yup) Llance (yup) CJ (nope) Kwin (nope) Lor (nope) Rob (nope)
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Regarding Speedy, I never even noticed the others disliked him until the Clubhouse thing, but when I started re-reading old topics after that I did realize Nowie, Doc and bsams gave him shit. Thats cause he was a fat bisexual cunt with delusions of grandeur, and a yellow streak where his spine should be!
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This was before my time. I've learned to deal with never being able to see butters wonderful funbags. I've seen several of the current RKMBettes boobies though and thats good enough for me. More than I can say. Other than Stareena...who, I imagine, has pics of her tits on a plaque on the moon...I've never seen any of the currents crops jumbly bits. Star (yup) Sneaks (yup) Ushci (yup) Llance (yup) CJ (nope) Kwin (nope) Lor (nope) Rob (nope) Yer gonna say LLance's were the best, aren't you?
Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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well, they were certainly the biggest!
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Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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Y'know it's kinda funny, that I've escaped so many retcons.....<P>I escaped the destruction of OPPT, and I think it's just because I know how to walk the fine line between bending, and breaking the rules...<P>and what a thin thread that is....<P>but I can tiptoe on it....hell, I can backflip on it, and Rob knows that my innuendo is just 'on the level' enough to keep me safe.....<P>keep it real, bros....<P>forever and always, A Nature Boy! Die!
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Regarding Speedy, I never even noticed the others disliked him until the Clubhouse thing, but when I started re-reading old topics after that I did realize Nowie, Doc and bsams gave him shit. it was our way of showing we cared!
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It was also because he was a cunt!
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Regarding Speedy, I never even noticed the others disliked him until the Clubhouse thing, but when I started re-reading old topics after that I did realize Nowie, Doc and bsams gave him shit. Thats cause he was a fat bisexual cunt with delusions of grandeur, and a yellow streak where his spine should be! Damn straight!
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the nature boys were my creation. <P>it was i who made you the group you are.<BR>it was i who made you the rebellous faction.<BR>it was i who made you the damned, the banned.<P>it was i who made you.<BR>it is i who can destroy you.<P>------------------<BR>i have spoken hmmm....really?
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Regarding Speedy, I never even noticed the others disliked him until the Clubhouse thing, but when I started re-reading old topics after that I did realize Nowie, Doc and bsams gave him shit. Thats cause he was a fat bisexual cunt with delusions of grandeur, and a yellow streak where his spine should be! Damn straight! Unlike Speedy!
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* Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You
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* Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
* I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
* I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
* I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
* I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
* I Wanna Whip Your Cow
* I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell
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Y'know it's kinda funny, that I've escaped so many retcons..... I escaped the destruction of OPPT, and I think it's just because I know how to walk the fine line between bending, and breaking the rules... and what a thin thread that is.... but I can tiptoe on it....hell, I can backflip on it, and Rob knows that my innuendo is just 'on the level' enough to keep me safe..... keep it real, bros.... forever and always, A Nature Boy! amen.
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First post on here... Franta recruited me!<P>------------------<BR>"There can be only one." - Connor Macleod no horsing around here ma'am.
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