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ZOD is my bitch. #93430 2003-09-05 1:01 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt You cannot prove otherwise. Bring me pizza, Bitch.

Re: ZOD is my bitch. #93431 2003-09-05 1:08 AM Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 2,016 ZOD lives where he pleases. ZOD 2000+ posts ZOD 2000+ posts Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 2,016 ZOD lives where he pleases. *spits on pizza* Here you go.

Re: ZOD is my bitch. #93432 2003-09-05 1:11 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Why thanks a bunch, Bitch! <castrates ZOD>

Re: ZOD is my bitch. #93433 2003-09-05 1:14 AM Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 2,016 ZOD lives where he pleases. ZOD 2000+ posts ZOD 2000+ posts Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 2,016 ZOD lives where he pleases. Zod knew you couldn't resist going down there!

Re: ZOD is my bitch. #93434 2003-09-05 1:19 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Naw, you didn't notice, but I sent my henchman to do that. How'd you like the gentle touch of Michael Jackson? He said you seemed to enjoy yourself until you noticed the hedging shears...

Re: ZOD is my bitch. #93435 2003-09-05 1:19 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 251 Zod's over here now! Andrew Dice Zod 200+ posts Andrew Dice Zod 200+ posts Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 251 Zod's over here now! Yambag!

Re: ZOD is my bitch. #93436 2003-09-05 1:20 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Wait in the corner until it's your turn, Bitch.

Re: ZOD is my bitch. #93437 2003-09-05 1:23 AM Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 2,016 ZOD lives where he pleases. ZOD 2000+ posts ZOD 2000+ posts Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 2,016 ZOD lives where he pleases. Zod is invulnerable to all attacks to his length and moon rocks!

Re: ZOD is my bitch. #93438 2003-09-05 1:24 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Stop kidding yourself, Mickey. It used to be cute, now it's just really really sad.

Re: ZOD is my bitch. #93439 2003-09-05 1:31 AM Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 2,016 ZOD lives where he pleases. ZOD 2000+ posts ZOD 2000+ posts Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 2,016 ZOD lives where he pleases. Zod is a harmless little fuzzball! *cute* fuckingbitchneedstobespadeandneuteredjusttobesure

Re: ZOD is my bitch. #93440 2003-09-05 1:32 AM Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 23,091 Long Island, NY Ultimate Jaburg53 The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts Ultimate Jaburg53 The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 23,091 Long Island, NY Space once after commas, twice after periods.

Re: ZOD is my bitch. #93441 2003-09-05 1:33 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt You think I can't read that? I invented that. Lick, Doggie!

Re: ZOD is my bitch. #93442 2003-09-05 1:41 AM Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 2,016 ZOD lives where he pleases. ZOD 2000+ posts ZOD 2000+ posts Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 2,016 ZOD lives where he pleases. Lick? Even Zod isn't that desparate!

Re: ZOD is my bitch. #93443 2003-09-05 1:42 AM Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,708 Truth or Consequences, New Mex... First National Bastard 1500+ posts First National Bastard 1500+ posts Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,708 Truth or Consequences, New Mex... Hm. I think I'll just stand and watch. Yes, Yes I shall.

Re: ZOD is my bitch. #93444 2003-09-05 1:45 AM Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 23,091 Long Island, NY Ultimate Jaburg53 The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts Ultimate Jaburg53 The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 23,091 Long Island, NY It's turkey time gobble gobble.

Re: ZOD is my bitch. #93445 2003-09-05 1:46 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Death to those who will not be wicked.

Re: ZOD is my bitch. #93446 2003-09-05 1:46 AM Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 2,016 ZOD lives where he pleases. ZOD 2000+ posts ZOD 2000+ posts Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 2,016 ZOD lives where he pleases. No woman can resist the beard!

Re: ZOD is my bitch. #93447 2003-09-05 1:48 AM Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,708 Truth or Consequences, New Mex... First National Bastard 1500+ posts First National Bastard 1500+ posts Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,708 Truth or Consequences, New Mex... quote: Originally posted by ZOD: No woman can resist the beard! Wish you'd tell that to the women I know.

Re: ZOD is my bitch. #93448 2003-09-05 1:51 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Beards are annoying. Shave it off, Bitch.

Re: ZOD is my bitch. #93449 2003-09-05 1:51 AM Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 2,016 ZOD lives where he pleases. ZOD 2000+ posts ZOD 2000+ posts Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 2,016 ZOD lives where he pleases. Zod just did. NOT!

Re: ZOD is my bitch. #93450 2003-09-05 1:58 AM Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,708 Truth or Consequences, New Mex... First National Bastard 1500+ posts First National Bastard 1500+ posts Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,708 Truth or Consequences, New Mex... Good Zod, good. See Zod Shave! Bad Zod, Bad.

Re: ZOD is my bitch. #93451 2003-09-05 1:59 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Babyface. Go buy me some entertainment, BabyfaceBitch.

Re: ZOD is my bitch. #93452 2003-09-05 2:02 AM Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 2,016 ZOD lives where he pleases. ZOD 2000+ posts ZOD 2000+ posts Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 2,016 ZOD lives where he pleases. Zod tires of your constant nagging.

Re: ZOD is my bitch. #93453 2003-09-05 2:08 AM Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,708 Truth or Consequences, New Mex... First National Bastard 1500+ posts First National Bastard 1500+ posts Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,708 Truth or Consequences, New Mex... I think Zod needs a hug. Zod's "never been to me", has Zod?

Re: ZOD is my bitch. #93454 2003-09-05 2:09 AM Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 2,016 ZOD lives where he pleases. ZOD 2000+ posts ZOD 2000+ posts Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 2,016 ZOD lives where he pleases. See! When Zod talks, women listen!

Re: ZOD is my bitch. #93455 2003-09-05 2:10 AM Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 19,539 Likes: 12 Way back in the woods. Lothar of The Hill People brother from another mother 15000+ posts Lothar of The Hill People brother from another mother 15000+ posts Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 19,539 Likes: 12 Way back in the woods. Zod,she's hot for your bod!

Re: ZOD is my bitch. #93456 2003-09-05 2:12 AM Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 2,016 ZOD lives where he pleases. ZOD 2000+ posts ZOD 2000+ posts Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 2,016 ZOD lives where he pleases. Zod needs a fuck! Zod demands a hundred virgin women to be deliveried to Zod!

Re: ZOD is my bitch. #93457 2003-09-05 2:14 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt I will not tolerate disobediance in my courtroom. Rude boy, shut up.

Re: ZOD is my bitch. #93458 2003-09-05 2:14 AM Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 2,016 ZOD lives where he pleases. ZOD 2000+ posts ZOD 2000+ posts Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 2,016 ZOD lives where he pleases. quote: Originally posted by Lothar of The Hill People: Zod,she's hot for your bod! It is only natural for women to want the very length of Zod inside them!

Re: ZOD is my bitch. #93459 2003-09-05 2:17 AM Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 2,016 ZOD lives where he pleases. ZOD 2000+ posts ZOD 2000+ posts Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 2,016 ZOD lives where he pleases. quote: Originally posted by Uschi: I will not tolerate disobediance in my courtroom. Rude boy, shut up. You talked! Penalty! That means a piece of clothing must come off!

Re: ZOD is my bitch. #93460 2003-09-05 2:23 AM Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,708 Truth or Consequences, New Mex... First National Bastard 1500+ posts First National Bastard 1500+ posts Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,708 Truth or Consequences, New Mex... Sorry Zod, she's mine. Which means I'll be stripping in her stead!

Re: ZOD is my bitch. #93461 2003-09-05 2:25 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt And the thread takes a turn for the better!

Re: ZOD is my bitch. #93462 2003-09-05 2:28 AM Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 2,016 ZOD lives where he pleases. ZOD 2000+ posts ZOD 2000+ posts Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 2,016 ZOD lives where he pleases. Zod is torn! Zod doesn't care if Bastard has Uschi, yet Zod doesn't liked to be told to back off for no one tells Zod what to do except for ZOD!

Re: ZOD is my bitch. #93463 2003-09-05 2:30 AM Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,708 Truth or Consequences, New Mex... First National Bastard 1500+ posts First National Bastard 1500+ posts Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,708 Truth or Consequences, New Mex... ...howbout if we get drunk, and I have LLance violate your Kryptonian Sphincter? Will that help?

Re: ZOD is my bitch. #93464 2003-09-05 2:33 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Krenny told ZOD bend over and ZOD didn't put up a fight. ZOD needs to be commanded. ZOD does as ZOD is told.

Re: ZOD is my bitch. #93465 2003-09-05 2:35 AM Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 2,016 ZOD lives where he pleases. ZOD 2000+ posts ZOD 2000+ posts Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 2,016 ZOD lives where he pleases. This Llance will not do! Give Zod your first born daughter and you two may go off and prosper like bunnies all you want!

Re: ZOD is my bitch. #93466 2003-09-05 2:36 AM Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,708 Truth or Consequences, New Mex... First National Bastard 1500+ posts First National Bastard 1500+ posts Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,708 Truth or Consequences, New Mex... That'll do. ZOD, I command you to let LLance violate your Kryptonian Sphincter! See Zod! See LLance Assrape Zod! Assrape, LLance, Assrape! See Zod Enjoy! Enjoy, Zod, Enjoy!

Re: ZOD is my bitch. #93467 2003-09-05 2:36 AM Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts TK-069 He tastes of America 15000+ posts Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 18,080 Nor Cal I came into this thread seeking some way to respond, and all I can think of is: "...the fuck?!"

Re: ZOD is my bitch. #93468 2003-09-05 2:38 AM Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Uschi faggot 15000+ posts Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 24,106 up the butt How happy ZOD is! How happy Llance was. What is wrong with Llance? Llance wants to go again? Zod agrees. Go, Llance, go! See Llance go! But where is Dick?

Re: ZOD is my bitch. #93469 2003-09-05 2:40 AM Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,708 Truth or Consequences, New Mex... First National Bastard 1500+ posts First National Bastard 1500+ posts Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,708 Truth or Consequences, New Mex... See Dick! See Zod's Anus! See Dick Penetrate! Penetrate, Dick, Penetrate! See Zod! See Zod Bite a pillow! Pillowbite, Zod, Pillowbite! See Dick Cum! Cum Dick, Cum!