He used to be a homo, he used to fool around
But he couldn't take the ass punishment, and had to stop going down
Now he's playing it real straight, and yes he's no longer a queer
You might think he's queer, but he don't even care
Because I can tell what's going on
He used to be a be queer

He liked his men in business suits, he watched them on TV
Now He's sccrewing chicks 'most everyday and watching what who he eats
They tell him that it's good for him, but he don't even care
I know that he's hetro
I know that he's not gay
But there is no denying that
He used to be queer

It's not too hard to figure out, you see it everyday
And those that were the farthest out have gone the other way
You see them on the freeway, It don't look like a lot of fun
But don't you try to fight it; "An idea who's time has come."

Don't tell me that he's gay
Don't tell me that he's queer
Take it from me
He used to be queer

"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who

"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson

I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!