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#937492 2008-04-06 3:19 AM
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Charlton Heston dead at 84

I await the Cid-istic RKMB humor that is customary when someone passes on.


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That damn dirty human am dead.


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some RKMB'ers are Obsessed with Black People Hmmm?
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He may be dead but man.... if he was only famous for The Ten Commandments, he'd be remembered forever. That he's also famous for Ben Hur, The Omega Man, Planet Of The Apes, El Cid, The Greatest Story Ever Told etc. etc just makes him a legendary actor.

So he'll definitely be immortalized and remembered in his impressive and exemplary body of film work.

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He made a really good speech about the country becoming too PC. It was great.

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FUCK!

Why didn't I predict his death? People with Alzheimers should always be bet on in death polls.


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I bet he was dating the other olsen twin.

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Charlton Heston, still dead!

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 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
Charlton Heston, still dead!


And still holding his gun!

(Can't wait to see what kind of responses that'll trigger.)


This is not vengeance. This is pun-ishment.

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Soylent Green is Heston!!!


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 Originally Posted By: The Pun-isher
 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
Charlton Heston, still dead!


And still holding his gun!

(Can't wait to see what kind of responses that'll trigger.)

When we first heard, that was the first thing that came to both our minds.

I want that gun.

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Perkinsday has two personalities!

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Well, I'm off to pry his gun from his cold, dead fingers...


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you misspelled penis....

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He held his gun with his penis?

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Charlton Heston
"Political correctness is simply tyranny with manners."

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 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
you misspelled penis....


Penis isn't even a word!


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 Originally Posted By: notwedge
 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
you misspelled penis....


Penis isn't even a word!
But it tastes so great!

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 Originally Posted By: Superduck Lives Again
Charlton Heston
"Political correctness is simply tyranny with manners."





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 Originally Posted By: Superduck Lives Again
Charlton Heston
"Political correctness is simply a tranny with manners."




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Be careful! Pariah might get an erection!

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even more so if he reads the post!

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A double erection!

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I think that's Hebrew for "Thou shalt not fantasize about another man's double erection."

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6 years later and wonderboy is still thinking about Charlton Hestons errection

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You'll have to pry it from Wondy's cold, dead hands.


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It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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You guys are gay.

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 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
You'll have to pry it from Wondy's cold, dead hands.


\:lol\:

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Are we still talking about guns?

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If thats what you refer to dicks as, then yes.
You really should stop putting "guns" in your mouth.

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I can roll with the jokes, Nowhereman.
But you seem really pissed off lately. Just curious what's going on there.

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That's like noticing that Lothar has been acting like a gay lately. Nowhereman is always pissed. Especially at you.

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Yeah that.


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