RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?

Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?
Remember how she said,
That we would meet again,
Some sunny day.

Vera!
Vera!
What has become of you?
Does anybody else in here feel the way I do?

I love you bsams!

Midnight radio!

Krokus!

keep smiling through
just like you always do

Though it might be just a tad before my time, i do seem to recall a song called "The white cliffs of Dover"???

Shenanigans!

Crazy kids!!

Wacky Races!

The first time I heard Vera Lynn it was 1938 and I was wanking into a pair of my late father's breeches.

We didn't call it wanking then - we called it shaking hands with Master John Thomas. The cum-sodden items of clothing were to be dispatched to Germany as an example to Jerry of what true British spunk was. Every able bodied man was expected to do his duty in that respect.

We thought it would put the fear of god into Hitler and his cronies, but unfortunately the boat carrying the soiled clothing was sunk in the English channel.

The kind of music we listened to at that time was very tame. The Yanks had songs like 'Do the Crab, Mama' but on these shores 'I caught a glimpse of ankle' by the Barry Masters Big Band and 'Oh Father, will you chaperone me to the dance?' By Mary Williams was about as smutty as it got.

When 'We'll meet again' came crackling over the Radiogram, it seethed with underlying sexual tension. I used to have pretty racey conversations about Vera Lynn with some of my chums in the 4th Armoured Division. We used to discuss how much we'd like to marry her, move to a nice village in Surrey and raise a small family. Those conversations used to steam up the barrack windows, I can tell you.

Thank heavens Baron Shawcross nailed that blighter Lord Haw-Haw after the war!

God Save the King!

...you know until today i had no idea there was a story behind the Pink Floyd song....

DO YOU REMEMBER?
REMEMBER MY NAME?!?!?!

remember when we could never remember you?

i wuz thinkin that after i posted that...

... i think it was because you begged Speedy to join...

And Speedy said to Franta, "Upon this rock I will build a church."

Actually I said "under this rock I shall place a fag"

Oddly enough, when I was doing my English degree, someone used to write Odes to Speedy the Arse-Bandit in the toilets in the Arts Building.

The full-sized drawings inside the cubicles looked like a cross between the Hamburgler and Zorro, and he swung on a rope while holding a massive erection.

The poems went like this:

quote:

---

Speedy comes in the dead of night
To nail those young boys good and tight
He sticks his dick right up your bum
And then he fills it full of cum.

---

And on and on in the same vein.

I'd forgotten about Speedy the Arse-Bandit. Its been years.

LMAO

ewwwww

Yes please show me an image so I know what I drew/will draw.

I hate these time paradoxes!

You can imagine the hilarity that ensued whenever we met anyone who was called John Thomas, for example:


ME (in 1938): "I shook hands with Master John Thomas this morning."

SOMEONE ELSE: "Really - a short thin man was he?"

ME: "On the contrary, my good fellow, he was a tall thick set man, with prominant bulging veins."


etc etc

I was told MisterJLA invented the entire line of Total Justice Action figures.

Although there is much speculation on whether he invented the supercycle.

...but is it true?

Dave likes to eat poo.

Prague!

No, poo. P-O-O.

It's amazing that there's an entire board of these losers with no lives. I guess if you have no friends in real life, and no girl would ever want you, spamming message boards might be the only thing left.

OK rex, I *really* didn't want to do this, but I just fired off an e-mail to Drzsmith, explaining how you are spamming.

Expect an answer from him shortly.

I am SINISTAR!