My Aunt Teresa was walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approached her and said, "Ma`am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" She said, "Why, officer?" The officer replied, "Because your breast is hanging out." She looked down and said, "OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus again!"
"Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. "
