Originally Posted By: the G-man
 Originally Posted By: Gabe Kaplan's Ghost
My Uncle Sal went to see a shrink. He tells the shrink, "Doc, you've got to help me. I keep thinking I'm a dog." The doctor asks Uncle Sal, "How long have you felt this way?" My Uncle Sal tell the doc, "Since I was a puppy."


Gabe Kaplan isn't dead.

Geezus. These alts get more pathetic by the day.

He's no Frank Burns. I'll tell you that much for free.

"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who

"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson

I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!