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Then you and your friend can go ahead and talk dirty for Chrissakes, just don't expect me to do it without being out of step.

It's only sexy when girls do it anyway. The last thing someone wants to hear in the middle of a fuck session is a guy speaking.

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here's where I'd post that lezDom photo I'm fond of, if I could be arsed to go find it.


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 Originally Posted By: Pariah
Then you and your friend can go ahead and talk dirty for Chrissakes, just don't expect me to do it without being out of step.

It's only sexy when girls do it anyway. The last thing someone wants to hear in the middle of a fuck session is a guy speaking.


I give up!

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Don't give up on me now! We have such potential!

 Originally Posted By: Uschi
here's where I'd post that lezDom photo I'm fond of, if I could be arsed to go find it.


No worries snookie, I got ya covered.


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 Originally Posted By: Karla
 Originally Posted By: Pariah
Then you and your friend can go ahead and talk dirty for Chrissakes, just don't expect me to do it without being out of step.

It's only sexy when girls do it anyway. The last thing someone wants to hear in the middle of a fuck session is a guy speaking.


I give up!



he did give some effort though. im suprised he hasnt given you the seal of disaproval yet...


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 Originally Posted By: Karla
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
KARLA!!!!! where the hell have you been?


Working my ass off starting up my own company



I'm actually trying to do something like that. I want to be self employed as a computer repair and services person but I can't find any business.


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yeah, you'll most likely have to go outside.

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Ok, who guessessess Pariahs password?

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Best thread in recent memory.

Hi Karla.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama


Best thread in recent memory.




joe just likes the anime porn...


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hello karla, welcome back.


go.

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Hi Karla!

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 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
yeah, you'll most likely have to go outside.


And be good at computer repair. I'm sure you've already mastered the "services".

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No, Pariah, I mean the pic that has real humans beings in it.


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Jeez, y'grumpy bastid. Someone woke up on the black side of the bed...

\:\(


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Fuckit, you emo wanker!


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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
No, Pariah, I mean the pic that has real humans beings in it.


No you don't. Stop lying.

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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Jeez, y'grumpy bastid. Someone woke up on the black side of the bed...

\:\(



thats not a denial...


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 Originally Posted By: Pariah
It's interchangeable. And since the spelling of "cum" qualifies as slang in this context, one would be more compelled by vocabulary propriety to not enlist the use of the vulgar spelling for a homophone that was meant to serve as a pun.


Man, I totally got it the first time through! I don't know what everyone else is smoking, but that was a genuinely good setup. Fucking amateurs, right?

And yeah, that will be my annual "I agree with Pariah" post. Seeya in '09, Parys!

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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama


Best thread in recent memory.

Hi Karla.


QFT!

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Hi Karla...

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I give this thread Five Quantum Spheres of Awesome.

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She doesn't live in Pensacola
Nor does she have a penis.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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 Originally Posted By: Pariah
 Originally Posted By: Uschi
No, Pariah, I mean the pic that has real humans beings in it.


No you don't. Stop lying.


I gotta find that thing again. It's totally hot. The femme is the dom and basically knocking the shit out of the dyke that looks kinda like tank girl without hair.


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I remember you posting those before. No, I'm not gonna look for them. I don't remember where they were.


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I thought I put it in the random interview Women, but I just looked and I didn't.


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Who's Karla again?

I'm really confused because apparently I wanted her to sit on my face but 3-4 years later I have no idea who the fuck she is.

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 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
バカヤロウ〔おまんこ〕!


Hehe! How on earth did I miss that?

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Must have been back when you were hiding in the closet, and couldn't see the monitor on your laptop...


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It's funny because he's still in the closet.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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 Originally Posted By: Karla


I give up!


She was right. Last. Post. EVAR.


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In response to me no less.

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She never came back, eh? I thought she liked you fucknuts.


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She never came back, eh? I thought she liked you fucknuts.


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I'm sure she's just waiting for the right moment to be fashionably late.

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