PENIS
1. meat sword
2. heat-seeking moisture muscle
3. bacon torpedo
4. muscle of love
5. flesh flute
6. purple-headed yogurt slinger
7. cock
8. dick
9. shaft
10. 11th finger
11. 3rd leg
12. nubby
13. pinky & the brain
14. cyclops
15. winky
16. tube stick
17. bologna pony
18. pussy screwer
19. love-ka-bob
20. bone roller coaster
21. frank & beans
22. dinger
23. tonsile poker
24. fuck-stick
25. boner
26. master blaster
VAGINA
1. bearded taco
2. verticle smile
3. cooter
4. sawd omelet (?)
5. beef curtains
6. bald taco
7. hair pie
8. pussy
9. cunt
10. twat
11. folded casserole
12. velvet mound
13. honeypot
14. stink-box
15. muff
16. creamy crevice
17. clam & pearl
18. carpet
19. slug-foot
20. slime-trap
21. love slit
22. the gash
23. beaver
24. moosey
25. egg dispenser
and my personal favorite...
26. skirt steak.
Nonoxynol9, composed at the Frontier House, 2001.
