America's been kicking your tea-sipping, Princess-loving, asses since 1776...that is, when we're not saving it from the Krauts, Russkies and even the Argentinians.
Now, go back to watching your beloved "Queer as Folk" DVDs, shut that rotting hole of bad teeth you call a mouth, and maybe I'll forget your unfortunate impertience.
But, seriously...
Almost twenty years later, and especially after Bale, you can see that Keaton did suck.
His Bruce Wayne was a nerdy guy with glasses, not a millionaire playboy. His Batman was a short guy who mostly stood around and let guys like Nicholson, Walken and DeVito out act him.
