Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
Do you dare question the genius of the late Julius S. Schwartz?!?


Yes.

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And, for what it's worth, I bought every issue of JLApe.


..................do you have absolutely zero personal perception??? I mean, with other people I can go "Oh, yeah...it's okay...he likes other stuff that's cool, so it balances out." But, with YOU, it's "Oh, yea-WAIT! He likes JLApe, AND Kenny G? AND Karaoke?? AND he's Snarf??? OH NO FUCKING WAY!! ALERT! ALERT! This guy is FLAMING gay!" And I don't mean in the 'Jim Jackson/normal lifestyle' way, either! I mean the 'Rex has a Barbie tied up in the basement' way! The 'Hey, sucking dick and having circle-jerks with my Karaoke buddies is a great Friday night' way!

You are just lame, Snarf. You girl. GAH!!




\:damn\:


Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi