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From Newsarama:

The high point of the panel had to be when, in response to a fan question, Giffen voiced his ire for the character Karate Kid.

“I hate that character,” he said good-naturedly. “I agreed to come on Countdown only if I could kill him. If I come on Legion again, he’s dead.”

Why does he hate him so much? “Two words put together. Super-Karate.”

“Everyone in this field has characters they hate,” Giffen said. “I just have the bad taste to say it out loud.”


Giffen killed him again in Countdown and we didn't even notice! Goddammit, sometimes I miss Jerry so much.


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Jerry performed a ritual suicide in front of the DC Comics offices to protest the act. No one noticed.


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hate karate kid???

but ...

he's the best!



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around!


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Nothing's ever gonna keep him down?


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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But will he fight for your honor?


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk

The high point of the panel had to be when, in response to a fan question, Giffen voiced his ire for the character Karate Kid.

The bearded fan then fell to the floor clutching his chest!

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All that was found on the body was a naked picture in his wallet. The man in the picture looked like Carl from "sling blade", there was an inscription on the back that said, "Come see me if you're ever in Eugene."

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(because rex wants to fuck beardguy)

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my script has a typo. it says "rex wants to duck beardguy". I thought beardguy became a flying cat lover who attacks 30 year old babysitters who still live at home.

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Jerry,much like Karate Kid,will be back.

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Geez, this is like the 3rd time he's killed Karate Kid. At least there's still at least one version left...for now.


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Gif will get around to him. Kinda makes any legion story he does predictible.Sorta like Kenny from South Park.


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only not as crappy.

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DC better be wise to keep that guy away from Karate Kid and the Legion. It's funny though, it isn't that often you hear about a writer's mad-on for a character.

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And Mxy, no one noticed cause Countdown is teh suck.

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But what does this thread have to do with Pat Morita?!?


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All hail King Snarf!

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nothing, he was never mentioned.

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 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
But what does this thread have to do with Pat Morita?!?

Since when was he the Karate Kid?
You might have at least got a small laugh if you had said Ralph Machio!
Now, we just all point at you, shake our heads, then through shit at you!

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He'll throw it too!

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eat it more like

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So you're more likely to eat shit than throw it, Nowherman?


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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throwing it and eating it, now there's a challenge.

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 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
So you're more likely to eat shit than throw it, Nowherman?


Generic First Amongst Daves reference...

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 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
So you're more likely to eat shit than throw it, Nowherman?

Eh?
Were talking about Snarf!
When did you lose the reading comprehension skills like rex and Lothar?

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 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
So you're more likely to eat shit than throw it, Nowherman?

Eh?
Were talking about Snarf!
When did you lose the reading comprehension skills like rex and Lothar?


I didn't. You did. Let's recap.

 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
Now, we just all point at you, shake our heads, then through shit at you!


You wrote 'through' instead of 'throw'.

 Originally Posted By: Jeremy
He'll throw it too!


Jeremy caught your misspelling and followed up with the typical joke of saying that you would throw the shit as well.

 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
eat it more like


You then respond, apparently not realizing your previous spelling gaffe. Thereby, by flow of conversation, you're saying that you're more likely to eat shit than throw it. Hence my response:

 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
So you're more likely to eat shit than throw it, Nowherman?


They really should teach you Welshies the English language.


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It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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Wow, spelling police alert.....you must feel proud of yourself!

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Oh, and even my not spotting my mistake does not account for the fact that I was talking about Snarf, meaning your post still made no sense!
Cause if you want to be pedantic, Jermery should have said "we'll" throw it too, as I was talking about multiple people.
The singular person, Snarf, would be referred to as "he".

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 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
Oh, and even my not spotting my mistake does not account for the fact that I was talking about Snarf, meaning your post still made no sense!


Actually, my post still makes since. You just now realize that you said you'd rather eat shit is all.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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No, its doesnt make sense!
Please read my edit....sorry, but you fail!

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 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
Cause if you want to be pedantic, Jermery should have said "we'll" throw it too, as I was talking about multiple people.
The singular person, Snarf, would be referred to as "he".


But Jeremy said 'too' meaning 'also'. If the plural 'we' wasn't throwing shit to begin with, how can Snarf do it too? He can't. The 'too' was in addition to the actions in your statement. So it still refers to the person who was speaking before Jeremy. Namely, you.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
So you're more likely to eat shit than throw it, Nowherman?

Eh?
Were talking about Snarf!
When did you lose the reading comprehension skills like rex and Lothar?

What did he say? I can't read that much. Is he still obsessing about my cock?

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 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
So you're more likely to eat shit than throw it, Nowherman?


Generic First Amongst Daves reference...


Wipe on, wipe off.


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 Originally Posted By: First Amongst Daves
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
So you're more likely to eat shit than throw it, Nowherman?


Generic First Amongst Daves reference...


Wipe on, wipe off.

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