#94139
2003-09-07 11:04 PM
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#94140
2003-09-07 11:11 PM
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Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts
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#94141
2003-09-08 4:32 AM
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URG am real man! 7500+ posts
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URG am real man! 7500+ posts
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Big oil am rule the internet.
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#94142
2003-09-08 9:22 AM
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Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts
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#94143
2003-09-08 9:26 AM
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few posts
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Yes I am,I admit it!
I am a complete and utter cunt of the highest order!
Please forgive me as I can no longer tip cars & my Streetfighter skills have returned!
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#94144
2003-09-08 12:25 PM
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Posts: 5,203
betrayal and collapse 5000+ posts
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betrayal and collapse 5000+ posts
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#94145
2003-09-08 1:21 PM
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Hip To Be Square 15000+ posts
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#94146
2003-09-09 3:06 AM
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URG am real man! 7500+ posts
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URG am real man! 7500+ posts
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#94147
2003-09-09 3:08 AM
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I'm just sayin' 10000+ posts
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I'm just sayin' 10000+ posts
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It'll all be over for Theo if Big Assandra shows up though.
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#94148
2003-09-08 5:07 PM
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*poot* 25+ posts
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#94149
2003-09-08 11:45 PM
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They still lurk here you know.
Along with the FBI.
Hi Feds!
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#94150
2003-09-08 11:51 PM
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10000+ posts
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That ruined my next drug trade...I mean...I dont buy peyote from Theo...
and kassandra all that flirting with Uschi was bullshit I only have eyes for you!
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#94151
2003-09-08 11:54 PM
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Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 53,734 Likes: 2
Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts
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#94152
2003-09-08 11:55 PM
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Please thats gonna cost me 8 XL pizzas, 3 buckets o' chicken, 9 gallons of ice creme and a supersized diet pepsi to make it up to kassandra!!!
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#94153
2003-09-08 11:57 PM
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Banned from the DCMBs since 2002. 15000+ posts
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PS The White Snow Bird Flies At Midnight Near Jersey Turnpike Usual Drop.
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#94154
2003-09-09 7:12 PM
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Posts: 5,203
betrayal and collapse 5000+ posts
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quote:
Originally posted by Nowhereman:
Go on Theo,hit him!
ARRRRRGH! ![[...rassamnfrackin...]](graemlins/grumble01.gif)
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#94155
2003-09-09 11:07 PM
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Joined: Dec 2000
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devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
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#94156
2003-09-10 4:56 PM
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betrayal and collapse 5000+ posts
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quote:
Originally posted by allan1:
It'll all be over for Theo if Big Assandra shows up though.
BIG ASS HAM! ![[whaaaa!]](eek01.gif)
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#94157
2003-09-10 7:19 PM
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Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts
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#94158
2003-09-10 8:32 PM
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Who will I break next? 15000+ posts
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Who will I break next? 15000+ posts
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It's amazing that there's an entire board of these losers with no lives. I guess if you have no friends in real life, and no girl would ever want you, spamming message boards might be the only thing left.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Heresy. Time for an auto de fe.
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Quote:
First Amongst Daves said:
http://www.shartwell.freeserve.co.uk/folder404/page-notfound.htm
This page cannot get laid.
The page you are looking for cannot get laid and so it's currently unavailable. The Web site might be experiencing gas, genital warts or may need to put on sexy lingerie and adjust its browser settings.
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Please try the following:
Try to hit on the Refresh button, or try again later after this Web site is drunk.
If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly and you’re not so damn horny that you left out a letter or two.
To check your connection settings, lick the Tool menu, and then tongue Internet Options. On the Connections tab, dry hump Settings. The settings should match those of a man that's old, naked and hairy, just like your local area network (PERV) administrator or Internet Service Provider (ASS).
If your Netwerk Administrator is a horn dog, Microsoft Windows can striptease for your network and automatically get you excited.
If you would like windows to get you horny, you can discover your netwerk connection settings by clicking Dance Baby Dance!
Some sites require that 128-bit connection security but not this one. We use The Club. Click the Help menu and then click About Internet Explorer if you have trouble looking at porn.
If you’re trying to buy blow-up dolls, nudie magazines, hot oils and such, make sure your Security settings can support it. Master the Tool menu, and then bate Internet Options. If you’re more advanced, roll your tongue across the Security section and bark like a dog. Yeah, that’s it. You’re turning me on now.
Kiss my Booty to try another link.
Cannot find sex partner or STD test
Internet Exploder
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Quote:
First Amongst Daves said:
Heresy. Time for an auto de fe.
Whats an auto de fe?
Something aught not to do,but you do anyway!
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...it rubs the lotion on its skin...
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Its Spanish Inquisition-related, not masturbation-related.
You dirty bastard.
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The Inquisition (Let's begin)
The Inquisition (Look out sin)
We have a mission to convert the Jews (Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew)
We're gonna teach them wrong from right.
We're gonna help them see the light
and make an offer that they can't refuse. (That those Jews just can't refuse)
Confess, don't be boring.
Say yes, don't be dull.
A fact you're ignoring:
It's better to lose your skull cap than your skull (or your govalt!)
The Inquisition (what a show)
The Inquistion (here we go)
We know you're wishin' that we'd go away.
But the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay!
"I was sitting in a temple. I was minding my own business.
I was listening to a lovely Hebrew mass.
Then these Papus persons plungered and they throw me in a dungeon and they shove a red hot poker up my ass.
Is that considerate? Is that polite?
And not a tube of Preperation H in sight!"
"I'm sittin' flickin' chickens and I'm lookin' throught the pickins' and suddenly thes goyim pull down valls.
I didn't even know them and they grabbed my by the stoghum and started playing ping pong with my balls!
Ooh, the agony! Ooh, the shame!
To make my privates public for a game?"
The Inquisition (what a show)
The Inquisition (here we go)
We know you're wishin' that we'd go away.
But the Inquisition's here and it's here to-
"Hey Toquemada, walk this way."
"I just got back from the Auto-de-fe."
"Auto-de-fe? What's an Auto-de-fe?"
"It's what you oughtn't to do but you do anyway."
Will you convert? "No, no, no, no."
Will you confess? "No, no, no, no."
Will you revert? "No, no, no, no."
Will you say yes? "No, no, no, no!"
Now I asked in a nice way, I said, "Pretty please."
I bent their ears, now I'll work on their knees!
"Hey Toquemada, walk this way. We got a little game that you might wanna play, so pull that handle, try you're luck."
"Who knows, Toq, you might win a buck!"
"How we doin', any converts today?"
"Not a one, nay, nay, nay."
"We flattened their fingers, we branded their buns!
Nothing is working! Send in the nuns!"
The Inquisition, what a show.
The Inquisition, here we go.
We know you're wishin' that we'd go away!
So all you Muslims and you Jews
We got big news for all of yous:
You'd better change your point of views TODAY!
'Cause the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay!
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The alt 15000+ posts
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Profile for britneyspearsatemyshorts Email kissmy@ss.com Member # 7 Name rex Title G-man is G-gay Total Posts 18322 Birthday 5/11/1973 Homepage http://www.rkmbs.com/postlist.php/Cat/0/Board/UBB20 Occupation Space Cowboy Hobbies Smoking,joking,midnight tokin'. Occasionally playing my music in the sun. Location Shermer, Illinois Bio Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. ICQ Number Gender AOL IM name Registered on Thu Oct 19 2000 12:00 PM
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Quote:
RKMBDICK said:
Quote:
First Amongst Daves said:
http://www.shartwell.freeserve.co.uk/folder404/page-notfound.htm
This page cannot get laid.
The page you are looking for cannot get laid and so it's currently unavailable. The Web site might be experiencing gas, genital warts or may need to put on sexy lingerie and adjust its browser settings.
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Please try the following:
Try to hit on the Refresh button, or try again later after this Web site is drunk.
If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly and you’re not so damn horny that you left out a letter or two.
To check your connection settings, lick the Tool menu, and then tongue Internet Options. On the Connections tab, dry hump Settings. The settings should match those of a man that's old, naked and hairy, just like your local area network (PERV) administrator or Internet Service Provider (ASS).
If your Netwerk Administrator is a horn dog, Microsoft Windows can striptease for your network and automatically get you excited.
If you would like windows to get you horny, you can discover your netwerk connection settings by clicking Dance Baby Dance!
Some sites require that 128-bit connection security but not this one. We use The Club. Click the Help menu and then click About Internet Explorer if you have trouble looking at porn.
If you’re trying to buy blow-up dolls, nudie magazines, hot oils and such, make sure your Security settings can support it. Master the Tool menu, and then bate Internet Options. If you’re more advanced, roll your tongue across the Security section and bark like a dog. Yeah, that’s it. You’re turning me on now.
Kiss my Booty to try another link.
Cannot find sex partner or STD test
Internet Exploder
You tell 'em, Lothar!
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